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argentum popularum sensarum (he/him)

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Do you know what ever happened to Baby Jane?

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Ashlee Simpson releasing “Pieces of Me”

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me when you don’t eat your pizza crusts:

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*1871, with apologies to both Chicago and the phenomenon of combustion

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October 8, 1971: Great Chicago Fire

March 25, 1911: Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire

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watching a Batman movie without Robin:

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the letter i in a Pixar movie intro:

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the Yellowjackets could win the Super Bowl but the Rams couldn’t survive in the Ontario wilderness for nineteenth months

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the DJ at every prom in 1999:

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if Bianca Lawson were on Yellowjackets she could play herself in 1996 and 2021

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getting my cat to take her allergy pill:

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the Sorting Hat working its way through a group of nervous 11 year olds:

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the feminine urge to cut his LVAD wire

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“candidly,” - me at work about to be a huge bitch

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me in an earthquake:

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someone every episode of Charmed: