Collins Kiprono

Public Relations Strategist | Communication Enthusiast | Public Perception Analyst | Save Water Save the World | Conservationist| Views are my own

[Collins Kiprono @ColloThe1]

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@albbizzy But we have a nervy game on our hands

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@albbizzy Clear Red card, studs up and a late dangerous tackle.

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His name is Money Bior, the only politician in Kaspul who campaigns with a menu instead of a manifesto. For weeks, he has been feeding voters like they are guests in a cooking show. The villagers enjoyed a three course meal from chefs imported from a Nairobi 5-star hotel, food was so hot and delicious that even the village mutinas lined up with voter IDs.

And for those who preferred liquid development, mheshimiwa opened a whole bar on his bill. People were drinking like they were trying to irrigate their intestines. For those men whose wives have been rationing the food that faces the earth at home, mhesh went out of his way & brought yellow yellow damsels from Homabay town.

These ladies came glowing like a new WiFi routers, distributing full network to the hungry men. All this at the small price of a vote. Then voting day arrived. Mheshimiwa’s team decided to motivate citizens with Ksh 1,000,,, money that disappeared faster than promises in a manifesto.

The plan was simple, feed them, water them, tempt them, pay them,,, then win by a landslide. When results came in, mheshimiwa saw dust, smoke, fog and heartbreak all combined.

He didn’t even come third,, he came a distant fourth, collecting a humble 526 votes, including the ones from his chefs, his bouncers, and maybe two Homabay damsels out of pity. The humiliation embraced him like a wet bedsheet.

Out of pure anger and the need to teach these professional money eaters a lesson,,, mhesh called for a Thanksgiving ceremony at his mansion. People arrived smiling, expecting chicken, pilau, and maybe round two of coastal ladies.

But immediately they stepped in, the bouncer closed the gate with the confidence of Gachagua, then started distributing blows of national importance. The beating was thorough, some received uppercuts that reset their M-Pesa PINs, others got “flying kick ndira” that deconstructed their dental formula.

As we speak, several victims are in Kaspul District Hospital sipping glucose water through their veins like Jaba juice. The bouncers truly gave them a free deep tissue massage, the kind that rearranges your organs alphabetically.

Let this be a warning to those who enjoy free money from waheshimiwa,,, one day, after eating their money, they may serve you a beating that will fast-track your journey to Sayuni without a return ticket. Chesaa!!

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𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗨𝗧𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗔 – 𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗚𝗜𝗙𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗖𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗡 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥

This short film captures how the Nairobi Water and Sanitation Project (NWSP) is providing fresh water and restoring dignity in Utawala.
#WaterForUtawala

[Collins Kiprono @ColloThe1]

As an arsenal fan, Manchester United deserve to be in the top four race ONLY.

[Athi Water Works @AthiWaterWorks]

To our everyday heroes, a tribute to the courage, sacrifice and exemplary service to the people of Kenya. Happy Mashujaa Day 2025!
#MashujaaDay

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Day 2 at the Nairobi International Trade Fair saw H.E. Gov. Johnson Sakaja visit our stand, where we showcased AWWDA’s key water & sanitation interventions for Nairobi.

With our Board & Management present, we reaffirmed our commitment to delivering clean water & sanitation.

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Today at Karimenu II Dam, we launched the Upper Tana & Mid-Galana Water Stewardship Project a step toward securing Kenya’s water future.
Led by @nature_africa, @AthiWaterWorks, @CocaColaAfrica among others, the event also featured tree planting & a special Mugumo tree ceremony.

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Join the water and sanitation conversation happening now: https://t.co/rvfwUV2Le3

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Join us on X Spaces this Wednesday, 10th September at 7:00 PM for a powerful conversation on Water & Sanitation Access for All

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@JKorir_K
@EngJosephKamau

🔗 Don’t miss it! #WaterForAll #XSpacesLive #CitizenTV #SanitationForAll #HealthyCommunities

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Here is a recap of our Daily Nation Pull Out as we launched our 5th Cycle Strategic Plan and celebrated 20 years of transforming lives through delivering clean water and improved sanitation in Kenya.

#AthiWaterAt20 #sdg6 #MajiMbele #WaterForAll #SanitationForAll

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Athi Water Works Development Agency has been ranked the best-performing state corporation in Kenya according to the latest Kenya Track Survey 2025.

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Excerpts from our CEO @EngJosephKamau during a panel session at the Kenya Water and Sanitation Conference 2025 in Pride Inn Paradise, Mombasa.
#WaterForAll #SDG6

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Here are key insights from Dr. Christine Mawia's keynote address during the Kenya Water and Sanitation Conference & Exhibition 2025 on the topic: Are PPPs the Solution to Kenya's Water Sector Financing Gap? Access the full paper via the link: https://t.co/7yD5JIuZ2C

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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝟯𝗿𝗱 𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕���𝗠𝗕𝗔 𝗘-𝗡𝗲𝘄𝘀𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲!
Delve into our latest updates as we continue accelerating access to water and sanitation!

Read the Bomba E-Newsletter via the link: https://t.co/upt6mcypeK

#BOMBANewsletter #WaterForAll

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I support the Cheluget Family, this is a dignified family that I have known since childhood. ChelugetFamilySpeaks to clear the air.

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The road to enhanced sanitation and sewerage services for Nairobi is on course through the Nairobi Rivers Sewerage Improvement Project Phase II (NaRSIP II). Read today's MY GOV newspaper page 23 for more insight.

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For years, Kamulu residents have struggled with poor-quality salty water. The Northern Collector Tunnel is changing that!

Reliable fresh water is now available in Kamulu and
adjacent Ngundu areas.
#WaterIsLife #waterforkamulu #sdg #TunnelOfLife

[Athi Water Works @AthiWaterWorks]

"𝘞𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴. 𝘕𝘰𝘸, 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪����𝘩𝘵, 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘩𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘩," - Elidah Macharia, Kamulu.
#TunnelOfLife #WaterforKamulu