Colls

I’m a puppy lovin ice cream eatin big band enthusiast who tapes ankles and teaches teenagers how not to die.

[Colls @collsbeans]

@BeccaSwart1 Lots of heavy sighing too.

[Colls @collsbeans]

@BeccaSwart1 Every day?

[Colls @collsbeans]

I am disgusted and shocked by this protest at the capital. What the flying fuck has happened to our country? This is SHAMEFUL

[Colls @collsbeans]

@tabolduc @meglesiczka12 What’s that supposed to mean!?

[Colls @collsbeans]

Growing up my sister stole all my clothes and now I steal all of hers 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Colls @collsbeans]

Beginning to think cosmos are the only drink Ina Garten knows how to make bc they’re basically in every Barefoot Contessa episode 😂

[Colls @collsbeans]

@not_murph Lose full what!? Anything for u Keith

[Colls @collsbeans]

I quite literally cannot sleep because I’m too excited to wake up and make myself a latte on my new ESPRESSO MACHINE 🙃🤩😫😱🥴☕️♥️✨🥰👀

[Natasha @NatashaMLee]

My fiancé and I are childless, but I intentionally call us two a “family” to interrogate the myth that “starting a family” requires children.

[Headspace @Headspace]

However you’re spending today. We hope you’re warm, in good company (even if it’s virtually), and enjoying your favorite holiday movie. 🎄☕❤️

[PEANUTS @Snoopy]

A very Merry Christmas to all! 🎄

[Colls @collsbeans]

Merry Christmas y’all ✨🤍

[Colls @collsbeans]

I am truly dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[Colls @collsbeans]

These are the types of Christmas gifts you get when you’re a health teacher 😂 living for this❣️

[Colls @collsbeans]

AND THE FIRST GRAND PRIX YAAAAAAAAAS

[Colls @collsbeans]

Bout to fucking crush @Machia83 at Mario Kart boiii BYE

[Colls @collsbeans]

Update. I’ve won the first race OBVIOUSLYYYYY

[Colls @collsbeans]

@Lastjenk BOLD FACED LIE

[Colls @collsbeans]

Popping Pepcid so I can eat raw garlic what of it

[Colls @collsbeans]

GOOD WEED AND COLD DRINKS — THATS THE MOTHER FUCKIN RECIPE ✨