Colleen

I'm very scared and pleased to be here. she/her

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

These two tourists refused to believe me when I told them they needed to transfer trains to get to Battery Park. Enjoy your trip to Brooklyn, fellas!

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

@ABord94 I’m in

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

@ABord94 Fight him

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

@ABord94 You’ve got my vote

[NY Public Library @nypl]

SO BASICALLY PUBLIC LIBRARIES ARE JUST 0.4% OF THE NEW YORK CITY BUDGET, BUT THE MAYOR IS TRYING TO CUT THE LIBRARY'S BUDGET WAY BACK. I’M TALKING $58.3 MILLION! LIBRARIES ARE ALREADY CLOSED ON SUNDAYS BECAUSE OF PREVIOUS CUTS AND MOST BRANCHES WILL BE OPEN FOR JUST FIVE DAYS A WEEK IF THESE CUTS GO THROUGH!! WE ONLY HAVE UNTIL THE END OF JUNE TO TELL @NYCMAYOR #NOCUTSTOLIBRARIES AND SAVE THE LIBRARY.

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

@InstacartHelp hey! We were given the wrong order and haven’t been able to reach anyone by help chat or the phone number. This is getting ridiculous

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

@tylolucian I need to charge my old phone from those days because I definitely have some interesting texts from him

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

@tylolucian Jk it was Sweet Charity

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

@tylolucian The pics I have of him from when we did Thoroughly Modern Millie together…..

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

@ABord94 Because we will have shenanigans!

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

As the holiday season approaches, I wanted to ask for your help in getting presents for the students at my school. Many of our students will not be receiving many if any gifts at home. If anyone is able to help, it would be greatly appreciated
https://t.co/PNwItF6B1g

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

@ABord94 The superior cheez it

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

Nothing makes me feel more like I’m becoming a New Yorker than crying in Central Park twice in the last three days. City of Dreams, baby!

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

@MandT_Help I already spoke to them. It was not helpful at all.

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

@MandT_Bank customer service is trash. No one get their card. I'm being charged $550 for something flagged and confirmed as fraud. They lied and said they wouldn't process the charge. Now I have to wait for a months-long investigation to only MAYBE get my money back

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

Anybody else cry every time that they have to try a new recipe? Or is that just me and my complete lack of domestic abilities?

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

@izzy_coronado Obviously, I dropped everything, ran into the courthouse, and married him

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

A man got down on one knee and proposed to me today. Was it my boyfriend of nearly 6 years? Nope! Just a stranger, in front of the courthouse, ready to risk it all

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

@emtele_ Well it was hard to say no. I mean it’s rare to find someone that wants that kind of commitment and he was ready to get it done at the courthouse right then and there

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

@hekcantweet Oof. That is still a lot of yikes!

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

I deserve to have a very large drink tonight because some of my coworkers tried to convince me, a bi woman, that bisexuality isn’t real.

[Colleen @collydollydoo]

@tylolucian Love the spirit but I think the Bronx is a little far for you haha