Collyn Cody

i can fold a fitted sheet.

[Collyn Cody @collyncody]

Pretty sure the most grown up thing you can do is work while at the airport. Over here tippy tapping on my laptop like somebody’s mother.

[Collyn Cody @collyncody]

@CoachDKR Don’t say things you don’t mean 🤭

[Collyn Cody @collyncody]

@glittery_eyes_ Plz get into the details.

[Collyn Cody @collyncody]

I really mean it when I say “bless your heart” and y’all ruined it.

[Collyn Cody @collyncody]

@calebsaysthings Leroy and Lewis for beef cheeks, valentinas for bfast tacos, Terry blacks for brisket, Franklins for everythinggggg (must get bourbon banana cream pie) if you have the time.

[Kieran @carebearkieran]

Texas fans the day before playing Bama 😭

[Mack Brown @CoachMackBrown]

There are some big things coming up for @NorthCarolinaFC, @JColeNC and @Dreamvillefest 😎

Good luck with the season and the festival.

[Collyn Cody @collyncody]

@mjilliankeeney And don’t even get me started on the sticks.

[Collyn Cody @collyncody]

@Edwardcastillo1 You know we can’t really walk when we drink. (I exclude myself from the “we” in this instance)

[Collyn Cody @collyncody]

I just came here to say that I have successfully set up a home printer which means I am both a tech wizard and an old person.

[Collyn Cody @collyncody]

@StevieJPTX Necessary?

[Collyn Cody @collyncody]

@mandykitty15 I went to one in NYC and it was actual heaven. A cafe of rescues and you could adopt. 🥺

[Collyn Cody @collyncody]

@druceleroy this feels like enough verification.

[Collyn Cody @collyncody]

@druceleroy It me

[Collyn Cody @collyncody]

@StevieJPTX …surely I’m not the only one that saw Arkansas rush the field after beating a number 15 team…

[Collyn Cody @collyncody]

@glittery_eyes_ Right up there with “so I did a thing”

[Collyn Cody @collyncody]

read the thread. then read it again. one more time for good measure.

[Collyn Cody @collyncody]

@StevieJ1077 Cuz I didn’t and now I’m going to have to live in a very expensive shoe box.