slow c🥤

insane

[Poetry. @2lastvibes]

sometimes i just look around and wonder what the fuck am i doing here

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

You can deny all you want but whatsapp status says a lot about you than you think

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

ending up in an unexpected relationship with an amazing human>>>>>>>>>>>

[iifrah @iifrahss]

The profiles that Instagram suggested for you are not random. I repeat, not random.

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

Bananas are such convenient fruits like no chopping or washing needed, not sticky, no juice dripping around and they come with their own biodegradable packaging. A 10/10 in my books

[ᴛʀᴇᴠᴏʀ @trevvy_wrld]

you gotta be direct with me my mind create too many different scenarios 😂😂

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i like ease, i like peace, and i like nice things. that’s the life i’m committed to facilitating for myself.

[KIFOTO @Kifotooh]

Ukiwai jipata situation unapost kitu ndio iume mtu,just fix your life bro.

[NextOfKin @Okumu_001]

Bro,
Kujua timing ya kujitoa mahali ni very important pia.

[MATOJA @sosteene]

Kuna Bois ameenda kuambia waiter "not matumbo for sure" akaulizwa what colour is your G wagon akatulia.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Normalize: ”hey, I know you’re not my person, but if you want to enjoy the moment we have together without the weight of a future, I’d love that.”

[k. @korie_tweets]

my ultimate delusion is that i will win. not maybe, not someday, not if things go right. i will win, it’s a certainty. and there’s nothing in this world strong enough to convince me otherwise.

[sobho @SoupLorrd]

THis is what you use when you have trouble shooting.

[.dwgo🇹🇷🇦🇷 @davidswagoo]

trapped in a generation where i don't know whether to buy her flowers or ignore her to make her like me more.

[99 @notokiki]

i don’t want to hinder any girl’s potential by telling her to be patient with me to get rich and all, bro if you leave me cause i’m broke, i swear that’s a valid reason.

[crocodile @crocodilecrisis]

can we stop using this clip of me embarrassing myself?!

[north number II @kuriiia]

finding out you don't know shit is a very important part of the learning process

[Every nigga deserves @ENIGGADESERVES]

Joy is allowed to find you on an ordinary day, my nigga.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

“Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will be assigned to you shortly.”

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

You will rarely find a woman who says she enjoyed her days in highschool. And this is because in highscool, theres nobody to bembeleza them there. Huko kila mtu ni mwanamke. Kitu moja na wanawake ni wanachukiana sana. And the other thing women cannot do,no matter how hard they will deny it,is they cannot have ‘fun’ without men. We worship them,and this soothes their egos of feeling important,or like they matter. They love that

But Theres nobody to do that to them in highschool except pedophilic teachers. Ndio maana unaskianga ile story ya nakuru ati walirep watchman mpaka akakufa. Jamaa alitongosa msichana moja akakuja na rende buana.

Men on the other hand,most of our best years were in highschool. Mimi nakumbuka kuna siku tulipiga butterfly box ya form one ingine ya rich singo mother from Nairobi tukapata Pocket money ya 10 sausand. 10! Tuliwachia yeye 1500 kenyattas. Hiyo term mandazi nilikula mpaka nikagonjeka ugonjwa ingine sijai skia. I was diagnosed with goitre. Yani nimemeza mandazi kaf kaf mpaka wind pipe ikafura buana. If you are a parent,Take your sons to boarding school . Thats my advice