Collis

Just a man, standing in front of a twitter, asking What the f...

[Collis @collywood83]

@RobFinney_Dream @KieranMaguire @PappaSmurfe I've used that before. But it's flaw is the Neymar fee was such an outlier, and I justify that by looking at fees since then which haven't really got close.

Not all prev world record players would be £200m now I don't think.... Maybe the £160m of Mbappe...

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@_RP_77 @GargettKeith @RecursiveChange @KieranMaguire Why? What's the danger of doing it it's current way? I.e, what's the impact? It's just a fun conversation starter.

I once built a model tracking the transfer record each year, to calculate their current day price. It's not fact, it's just a way to represent prices

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@DuffersKRO Who? Also, in the 21st century.

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Have you ever rang a company that isn't "currently experiencing high call volumes"?

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@ErebusJones Happy New year (I've been off twitter!)

#VARimplementedbadlysucks
#wherearesemiautomatedoffsides

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@RobDonalds38035 @JonathanPieNews I don't think that's the point is it? Getting donations for legal support, then pleading guilty... That's the point he's making. Nothing about him going to or his experience in prison...

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@trollornotto @KieranMaguire When was the last time this happened? The fan base won't grow over 1 or 2 years, you need to be in a large urban area, and it'll take at least 2 generations to grow your fanbase

[Collis @collywood83]

@GolfMonthly Marketing nonsense at its best... Hybrids Hybrids Hybrids!!! They are a miracle fix. Now, 5 woods and 7 woods. Next 2 irons and 3 irons will be back in fashion.

The reason

££££$$$$

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@juliette0307 @MartinSLewis But he's saying rather than that, you're better off putting it on a credit card or getting a loan, as you'll pay less interest

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@ToryFibs @IanCoward8 Is it only current MPs? Surprised some big Tory names aren't in there...

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@SkySportsNews That music is annoying

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@KieranMaguire Is that in part down to a change in policy of spreading payments over years, whereas before it was cash up front? Or has that always been the case?

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@dukeofdench @JNorthcroft I'm not a huge Southgate fan. I think he did a good job, but not great, he could definitely have been more attacking.

But the "yes man" label seems so meaningless.

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@dukeofdench @JNorthcroft But how did that impact anything? What controversial player missed out? How did it impact the team success?

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@dukeofdench @JNorthcroft What do you actually mean by "yes man" who is he saying yes to? Are you saying the FA are selecting the team not him?

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@Linseyhart10

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@noahutd9 @larssivertsen I think that's a bit of a false line though. Yes they are "pure profit" , but develop and keep your homegrown players and you don't need to buy.

The selling of them is only to cover the poor spending of clubs

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@SamLStandsUp Early if so, thought he'd be kept in the backup/development squad like Wade was, who lasted much longer

[Great Glen CC @GreatGlenCC]

Yes I know we've been quiet on here - anyone know a good admin to take over?!

But as the season draws to a close, we're in good shape to push for promotion with the 1st team in 2nd place and the 2's currently topping the table.

Come on you mallards #quackquack

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@SamLStandsUp 3 try equivalents in a game?