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silly goose

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If your car doesn’t have a back up camera DO NOT worry about Biden’s tax plan

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Still I rise fr

[r @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake

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Bro shattered his phone today, gotta try putting it in rice

[໊ @dopeydoomy]

do NOT watch spiderman if you still think about your ex

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I am prepared to enter a very powerful Chinese dimension today.

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing eachother on instagram

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

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Tried waving at the screaming toddler on the plane, she screamed louder smh

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@kelseytsutton Should’ve kept Kirk :/

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Coworker asked me how my weekend was, how do I tell her I lost my kids in the custody battle

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Got sent into my girls group chat and they started an “ewww” chain

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Repping the lebrons at the bar tn in honor of the king choosing his new team #expand

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Might not have her on insta or Facebook anymore but we’ll always have our Spotify blend #FelizMiércoles

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Spitting sunflower seeds into an empty beer can while reading this mystery novel she put me on

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On beer 3 at inwood wondering ab the ban

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Freestyling for the Chick fil a drive thru employees picking up my mobile order #expand

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My team trying to convert these synergy values from EUR to USD. Do they not know that V-Bucks are the new global currency?

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Just whipped the Audi to pick up my facebook marketplace crawfish boil

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3pm nap again smh