BootyColl

giving good tweet since 2009

[BootyColl @collzoid]

Whenever I bring out my @Hellmanns Green Label - Olive Oil mayonnaise that cost $3 for a jar; to use on a can of tuna that I paid .50¢ for I hear .. and in an Extra Virgin (British) voice— “I MUST SURELY BE WORTH MORE THAN THIS”

[⭒Balimbing⭒ @JustineLucyyink]

Every once in a while I remember this scene exists in inkmasters.

[Sabremetrix📊 @Sabremetrix]

Imagining a guy in a Paul Posluszny jersey that just drank 19 beers in the parking lot walking through here

[Buffalo Trench Talk | A Trainwreck Sports Podcast @BuffTrenchTalk]

Every golden retriever when they hear thunder

[diana🩷 @Pockicchi]

THIS ONE MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD LMAO

[BootyColl @collzoid]

double nose bleed while you’re on your period is crazyyy

[BootyColl @collzoid]

@cherlismiles Both

[BootyColl @collzoid]

Being a single parent of a puppy — I can 100% relate as to why dads dip out on actual humans

[BootyColl @collzoid]

Why can’t they take that to sum 1 else’s club? Its sad

[BootyColl @collzoid]

Well Damn if you can’t go to the pink for a steak sub WHERE the HELL CAN U GO !??!

[BootyColl @collzoid]

@cherlismiles I knew it

[BootyColl @collzoid]

Listening to a man at the bar talking about how the solution to Hamas would be Godzilla. “They would learn to get along very quick if they had to deal with that thing”

[BootyColl @collzoid]

“You’re one to talk we both know you’re a sexual white chocolate drop”

[BootyColl @collzoid]

One of my favorite past times is listening to bros talk to each other at the bar

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Just getting ready for kesha summer

[BootyColl @collzoid]

Me anytime anyone tells me anything at all

[kesha @KeshaRose]

First day I’ve owned my voice in 19 years. Welcome.

[Ryan @Ryanmcc_9]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment I see

[BootyColl @collzoid]

@iamkrob Modern Family

[BootyColl @collzoid]

@ReallyMReimer LMFAO WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!