Colm Rock

Former World Record Holder

[Elphin GAA @ElphinGAAClub]

Full Time Elphin : 2-9(15)
Strokestown: 0-7(7).

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

@petercarney2018 @JohnCollinsNYC @utdreport @mickrock2 Mick states he was only responding to the sanctions Noel imposed on me and had nothing to do with you making me look like a gang member

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

4 tickets available for Nick Mulvey in The Great Hall Toronto tomorrow night. Otherwise sold out #collectiveconcerts #nickmulvey #NorthAmericanTour

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

@ForgeFCHamilton Gore, Gage, Bayfront @manishasachdeva

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

@LawlerKev @ButlerBets Ah this is gonna be fun

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

Just shucking After Eights like oysters over here

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

The people vs 2 bite brownies

Prosecution: You will hear from the defence that this is supposedly a "2 bite" brownie

<wedges entire brownie into mouth>

[gasps from the gallery]

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

@mchugh_official A little from Colm A, a little from Colm B (& C)

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

@ForgeFCHamilton 👋 I am unable to stumble into your DMs. Is there a secret password? [looks left and right, cups right hand around mouth and whispers] "gorgeous borges"

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

@ForgeFCHamilton @FootballManager @kellsred @kdkilbane77

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

@burkby "Under this policy, no member of staff should feel pressured or face repercussions for simply declining to help with a Vlookup"

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

@LarksVII @Ruairs @RefComeOn Larkin, Larkin, Larkin. What are you doing, coming in here with your 20 grand.

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

I’ve been allowing my beard and hair to grow with reckless abandon during the pandemic and I must say, I look and feel like a movie star... Brendan Gleeson mostly.

[Jazz Emu @thejazzemu]

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐨 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐞

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

@Paddyconcannon This joke aged well

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

I will never become used to the fact that you can buy a lasagne in a pharmacy in Canada

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

@JPDoy Well, at least that explains the Brussels sprouts in the ham and cheese toasties

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

@daithionoonio @Caolanmc Not all of them got clocks. I know the main lads did though

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

@JPDoy Do you remember making a curry in reliance way that called for 2 cloves of garlic and you put in 2 bulbs of garlic?

[Colm Rock @colmpebble]

@Caolanmc @daithionoonio They might... but I ordered a Leeds United clock from Daithi 11 years ago and I’m beginning to think it’s not being worked on