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[Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl]

Hey y’all! I compiled my best and favorite reloads! No robot voice and now widescreen format! Enjoy!! :)

[Anaheim Ducks @AnaheimDucks]

They have changed the game.

[Jack Han @JhanHky]

A reminder that the free Open Hockey Conference will take place online at 9AM EST, December 18 2021 (a week from now).

Later today I'll share an expanded list of presentations & times.

[Jack Han @JhanHky]

I see lots of people on Twitter who are angry about how much it costs to attend Sloan.

If this tweet gets 100RTs I'll do a one-day mini-conference on a variety of hockey tactics/analysis/coaching topics over Zoom for free.

Who's interested?

[Micah Blake McCurdy @IneffectiveMath]

Every series loss becoming a moratorium on the faults of the losing team's best player is some fisher king sympathetic magic nonsense. "The crops fail because the ruler is sick, he must be exiled" is the best we can do for analysis.

[Omar @TicTacTOmar]

Count em out Mitch!

10 wins in a row for Jack Campbell

[jno @colonelJno]

@danielbasilio90 @jomsie @danielbasilio90 promised me 4 ollie watkins goals before the game started, I feel cheated.

[Steven Spohn (Spawn) @stevenspohn]

You're going to see a lot about the strength & courage it takes to battle chronic illness in silence because a truly wonderful individual made that personal choice

Please remember you are just as strong if you need the help of friends and family or Vlog or yell on social media

[dom 📈 @domluszczyszyn]

*player crosschecks someone in the back*
🙈

*player interferes with a player*
🙈🙈

*player holds on to another player for dear life to prevent him from moving*
🙈🙈🙈

*player hacks and slashes someone*
🙈🙈🙈🙈

*player is one millimetre offiside*
😳👁👀🔭🕵️

[Will Mavity @mavericksmovies]

I went to a Q & A with Peele & somebody asked him “you were intending symbolism with that scene right? Separating the white from the color?” And he was like “I like that but no. I just tried to think of the world’s most psychotic snack. That was fruit loops and milk separately”

[Kevin Papetti @KPapetti]

If every team played like the Blue Jackets, I don't think I would watch hockey.

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

No quit 😤

#LeafsForever

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

The @MapleLeafs are the first NHL team all-time to come back to win after trailing by 3+ goals in the final 5 minutes of an elimination playoff game.

#LeafsForever

[Ken Campbell @Ken_Campbell27]

Call that unfortunate play all you want, but the Jake Muzzin incident would not have happened if NHL referees consistently called crosschecking penalties. Knowing it would not be called, P-L Dubois knew he could crosscheck Muzzin from behind with impunity.

[Daniel Wagner @passittobulis]

I hate this crosscheck to the back from Dubois.

I'm reminded of Daniel Sedin's response earlier this year when I asked about whether he got used to the constant crosschecks he took to the back throughout his career: "I mean, I had back surgery, so that's what happens."

[Dr. Badvice @BadHealthAdvice]

Diarrhea is the only true sign that you're drinking enough water

[Dr. Badvice @BadHealthAdvice]

Remember: taking the vegetables off your double bacon cheeseburger decreases the amount of calories consumed

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

The mask debate, like virtually every other major conflict in American politics, can be boiled down to "I don't know how to convince you to care about other people."