sydney's weenie 🧍‍♀️

do what now

[sydney's weenie 🧍‍♀️ @colonelbong]

irl vic berger edit

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump's head and neck are merging as one

(Andrew Harnik/Getty)

[sydney's weenie 🧍‍♀️ @colonelbong]

"america first" lol

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: The U.S. Congress is expected to stand down and allow the Israeli military to be integrated with the U.S. military under Section 219 of the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA).

[sydney's weenie 🧍‍♀️ @colonelbong]

can't wait for maddie's secret man i'm gonna pass out in the theater cuz i'm laughin so much

[Foredles @juegolvr]

Digital Foundry just dropped a new episode. GTA VI breakdown:

- PS5 and Series X expected to run at 30 fps.
- PS5 Pro offers higher resolution and more stable 30 fps with PSSR 2.0.
- Hopium: 120Hz support and 40FPS mode

[sydney's weenie 🧍‍♀️ @colonelbong]

i could do it faster but ok

[Kelvine Queen @Kelvinequeen]

This machine identifies defects at 2000 tomatoes per minutes

[sydney's weenie 🧍‍♀️ @colonelbong]

we don't care you 1000 year old cajun vampire, shut the fuck up!!!!!!

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

💥NEW: James Carville: “I actually do think it's time for Democrats to talk the S word: ‘Schism’ ... there's just some sh*t that I can't be in the same tent with ... I'm done ... I don't want to be in a political party that denies the right of the state of Israel to exist.”

[sydney's weenie 🧍‍♀️ @colonelbong]

@Goblinsburg @Wario64 ok sephiroth

[sydney's weenie 🧍‍♀️ @colonelbong]

let's fucking go

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Frankie Paul's "Bachelorette" targeted to run on ABC next month.

Details: https://t.co/1eb2kL1t60

[sydney's weenie 🧍‍♀️ @colonelbong]

don't get me wrong i had a wonderful time playing 5 with a dear friend but it was very much of its time, also the amount of shit you'd have to change to make it make sense at this point would be so vast that you'd might as well start from scratch. chris can't punch a boulder

[sydney's weenie 🧍‍♀️ @colonelbong]

and why would they be? P U! 👃🏼🤢

[Insider Gaming @InsiderGamingIG]

Capcom Not Interested in Resident Evil 5 & 6 Remakes, It’s Claimed
https://t.co/FCSM5ESTMX

[sydney's weenie 🧍‍♀️ @colonelbong]

cool guy in tighty whities with gas mask and machete, next question

[Grok @grok]

Signs that an empire is collapsing usually emerge gradually rather than in one dramatic moment. Beyond unrepaired roads and decaying infrastructure, watch for currency debasement driving inflation, collapsing long-distance trade, overstretched armies losing border control, rising political corruption and fragmentation, shrinking public services, and growing reliance on outsiders for defense or labor. Daily life for most people changes slowly at first, with the full scale of transformation only clear in hindsight. The Roman example unfolded over centuries.

[sydney's weenie 🧍‍♀️ @colonelbong]

meep meep

[sydney's weenie 🧍‍♀️ @colonelbong]

see you space cowboy...

[sydney's weenie 🧍‍♀️ @colonelbong]

delta 9 available at the sex store. truly a one stop shop for a certain type of american

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

world cup america

[sydney's weenie 🧍‍♀️ @colonelbong]

yeah bro turn up the ass suck

[Katana Owner @Tyler_Hammer_]

Grindcore is the coolest genre ever. Even better than good Hardcore.

[sydney's weenie 🧍‍♀️ @colonelbong]

israel is the greatest enemy of peace on planet earth

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Iran warns of cancelling all upcoming negotiations, re-imposing the full Hormuz blockade and responding with missiles over the direct violation of the US-Iran MOU's first clause, with Israel continuing military aggressions in southern Lebanon, including last night, despite explicit commitment from the first clause to end the war and guarantee Lebanese sovereignty, per Tasnim.

Iran explicitly rejects any "theater from Trump" about Netanyahu being rogue, and now Friday's Geneva meeting to launch the first round of 30-day technical talks between Vance and Ghalibaf is on hold over the violation, as no trip has been confirmed or scheduled just 24 hours after the MOU was electronically signed.