Conor Barrett

Some see the glass half full. Some see it half empty. I see it as being a different drink than I asked for.

[Conor Barrett @colonelchi]

My son said the end of #Insideout2 was kinda scary. I said “yeah. It kinda was.” What I didn’t say is during that moment I was on the brink of crying because I was seeing on screen what had happened to me on multiple occasions in the past few weeks alone.

[Conor Barrett @colonelchi]

@TheWoodyShow I’ve had a Friday meeting at 10am for years. Got cancelled today. Is the Turn Up no more? Sorry for being so outta the loop.

[Conor Barrett @colonelchi]

I know you should never be happy with news of someone’s death, but is there anyone who’s truly saddened by the OJ news?

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Me watching Waterworld: A Live Sea War Spectacular:

[Conor Barrett @colonelchi]

So…uh…when are they planning on winning a game this season?

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

Final.

[Conor Barrett @colonelchi]

Cool. It’s gonna be another one of those seasons where the Marlins get awesome runs for the first 3 or so innings then let the other team chip away at their lead & eventually lose. Cool. Cool cool cool.

[Conor Barrett @colonelchi]

@richardhomer Oh I have one. Just didn’t even think about it until, well, now. When I’m seeing this post…a week late.

[Conor Barrett @colonelchi]

Decided this year I’d actually try my hand at making corned beef. It’s 1:45 & I looked at the packaging. 10-12 hours in the slow cooker on low or about 6 hours boiling in water. Our kids get hangry if they eat past 6. Bedtime is at 8. So far this experiment is going grand.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

FML

[Conor Barrett @colonelchi]

@richardhomer Whaaaaaaaa!?!?

[Conor Barrett @colonelchi]

“Drive-Away Dolls” was a lot of fun. And as it comes in at under 90 minutes, a wonderful reminder to filmmakers everywhere that you can make a good, complete film and have it be under 2 hours long.

[Conor Barrett @colonelchi]

That halftime show was…..not as good as the last 2. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

People in LA when they see a open parking spot in K-town:

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Me finding out I went to the wrong Burbank AMC:

[Conor Barrett @colonelchi]

chúc mừng năm mới

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Tracy Chapman, who has not performed in public in years, performs "Fast Car" with Luke Combs at the #Grammys:

[Conor Barrett @colonelchi]

Past 2 crazy rain storms in LA (hurricane & now intense flooding) have resulted in eating Korean BBQ with my family.

I love extreme rain in LA.

[Conor Barrett @colonelchi]

My 4 year old pickin his hyna up on his hog to take her to the Morrissey show

[Conor Barrett @colonelchi]

I guess one upside to having an 8 month old who still isn’t sleeping well is that I was up in time to see the Oscar noms live.

[Conor Barrett @colonelchi]

Not to brag, but my 3 year old just told me I made the best turkey sandwiches ever.