Colonel Clam

[Colonel Clam @colonelclam97]

@MybEarner Fuck you.

[Colonel Clam @colonelclam97]

@TheSaneGooner @Lea_EFC Got ur ahh to reply tho

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I am disgusted by Corey Seager.

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@RangerApologist With Jung it’s all mental. Being a younger guy in the game I guarantee he’s very aware of the narrative surrounding his play rn. Didn’t love his body language after that first K yesterday. If he can get his mind right I think he’ll be valuable.

[Colonel Clam @colonelclam97]

Marvin the Martian getting dome from the road runner

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Morning woody and Im not wishing well to that Toy Story fucker

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@Rory_Talks_Ball @TheSaneGooner flame this loser. Whining on a post where another team “wants” to sign someone. Miserable fan base

[Colonel Clam @colonelclam97]

@MybEarner I like this. Thank you for sharing

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I’m poolside slurping bolognese from your favorite Italian spot

[Colonel Clam @colonelclam97]

I’ve got Army recruiters crawling all over my LinkedIn page. Perhaps it’s time I lock in

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Getting calorically curious this week

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@MybEarner Well done Myb!

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Finally took my boy out and he tried to fuck me. Need to reshuffle some things…

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@MybEarner Crazy when I asked u what’s good today

[Colonel Clam @colonelclam97]

@MybEarner how was it tonight?

[Colonel Clam @colonelclam97]

@MybEarner Can you bless me? Idk can u suck it

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Tom Cruise at the AMC NP last night. I woulda kicked his midget ass if I seen him

[Colonel Clam @colonelclam97]

@MybEarner That’s what I’m talking about baby

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@MybEarner This tweet technically has multiple meanings

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@MybEarner *clank*