Colonel🫡

football, f1, waffling, inaccurate truths and aggressive retweeting. #44🐐

[Metropolitan @metrofive5]

Recreating a photo of you and your mom in 1997 with your daughter in 2026 is one thing, but the uncanny resemblance is just mind blowing 🤯 🥹❤️

[gato sideral @omrclo]

“Não pode torcer pra país imperialista na copa”

Brasileiros, Colombianos, Mexicanos, Uruguaios e Chilenos agora:

[Colonel🫡 @ColonelG45]

Can tell

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Study reveals LinkedIn is the most AI-saturated major social platform, with over 40% of long-form posts flagged as fully AI-generated “slop.”

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

In 1988, doctors told Pam Grier she had stage 4 cancer and only 18 months left to live. Pam Grier is now 77 years old ♥️

[Gideon. @black_boi__]

Nepotism that transcends death. Legendary.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Better hope you don't die before me because I will personally sample the organ performance from your funeral service and turn it into a TikTok meme sound.

And if I die before you, feel free to do the same. We don't have to pretend to like who we hate simply because they died.

[ethan 😼🇵🇸 @LlZTRUSS]

you know how evil you have to be to get people rooting for england

[Kisuke @kisuhq]

Parafraseando o mano dos comentarios

"Quando a crise tomou conta da nação, quem doou royalties de canções aos desabrigados foram os Gallagher. Beatles já tinham vendido o catálogo pros americanos e os Stones estavam vivendo o elitismo e a moda. Oasis é o povo. Eles vão ao estádio, aos bares e abraçam pessoas."

[Talmud Enjoyer 🇬🇧 🇮🇱 🧬 @jewndahalfmen]

England is now a Mediterranean country:

We have hot weather, a shit economy, and a good football team.

[d. @_312DARIUS]

The hood is everywhere man. So fascinating black people share the same stories all across the globe

[Phil M (He/Him) 🏳️‍🌈 @Philly_RIOT]

@evanmgoodrich

[🇪🇸 @selfcontrI]

England dressing room blowing up just in time for argentines to restart ‘i want to die for messi’ gimmick

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

“Girl, 9”

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

returning to the dance floor with a drink like you didn’t just throw up in the bathroom

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Dad: order something for our guest

Me after ordering Uber:

[Kawolopa @kawolopa]

8*

[Colonel🫡 @ColonelG45]

Saw that bastard put saka rwb so foden and palmer could play. We were exposed to nasty stuff

[- @DJ___129]

They had Jude out of position in the last two tournaments to accommodate Foden I still can’t believe it

[erling haaland’s traction alopecia @ladyquads]

i’m cryinggggg jude is circling him and releasing calming pheromones

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

“Newcastle United”