ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

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͟ ⺌ how is it that you go about 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 ⠀⃟⟡ ͢⠀⠀ 𝘎𝘖𝘖𝘋 & ⠀𝕰𝓥͟𝓘͟𝓛͟⠀... do Y͟O͟U͟ #𝕭𝙻𝙰𝙼𝙴 yourself⠀ .ᐣ.ᐟ
⠀ ⠀⠀

[ᅠᅠ(H) 𝐑Ꭷ𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎. ೀ @PlSTOLERA]

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⠀ જ⁀➴✧＊ ─┈ ﹙  on  ﹚ my₊ ﹙  mind ﹚、
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀˗ˏˋ ⠀📨⠀𑁬 @colonelisms ˎˊ˗
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

The ditto transforms into you

[ᅠᅠ(H) 𝐑Ꭷ𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎. ೀ @PlSTOLERA]

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
⠀ જ⁀➴✧＊ ─┈ ﹙  on  ﹚ my₊ ﹙  mind ﹚、
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀˗ˏˋ ⠀📨⠀𑁬 @colonelisms ˎˊ˗
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

How much toasted coconut will be on it?

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

However, if you truly want me to relax then I suppose. . . a massage would be nice. Either that or we could sneak off to the training pool and take a late night swim.

What is it /you/ would like to do?

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

Being around you in itself is relaxing enough for me. [ A hand raised to brush hair from her face, eyes never once breaking from her own. ]

[ᅠᅠ(H) 𝐑Ꭷ𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎. ೀ @PlSTOLERA]

I am not asking about what you have been up to, but rather how I can make your day a little easier. ( she then transfers the spoon to her own tongue after dipping in the caramel again, licking it clean before continuing. ) I'm not going to pry where you don't want me to, though +

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

I'm not eliminating my penis just because you're upset with me. Now put the pumpkin costume on so I'm reminded of why I MUST keep myself in tact.

[ᅠᅠ(H) 𝐑Ꭷ𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎. ೀ @PlSTOLERA]

I even got my pumpkin costume for you and you say this shit to me. </3 I'm so hurt. Imagine me saying I WON'T rub it down to the point I'm a Barbie doll for you. This fuckass earth don't need me no more.

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

Get a restraining order. Not gonna stop me.

[ᅠᅠ(H) 𝐑Ꭷ𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎. ೀ @PlSTOLERA]

You said you wouldn't sandpaper it I'm filing for divorce rn.

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

Me with @PlSTOLERA

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

You know it's classified. I can't tell you more than the bare minimum. Still, if you want to hear that I'm happy to leave you wanting more.

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

It's not a limit to how much I love you, but rather a limit on how much physical pain I'm willing to inflict on myself for anything that isn't life or death. Besides, I'll make it up to you.

[ Licking the topping from the spoon while maintaining eye contact with her. ]

[ᅠᅠ(H) 𝐑Ꭷ𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎. ೀ @PlSTOLERA]

So there is a limit to how much you love me. ( she puts the spoon in the caramel before her other hand raises to her heart like veronica feeling trixie tang splitting her picture in half. ) I don't need milk anymore. Think I have Fairlife in the fridge anyway. ( casually, she is+

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

I love you enough to make it a beacon that summons ants, but I'm not taking sandpaper to it. [ Cocking a brow and watching her come back with a spoon. ] As for double milk, alright fine. Make it triple if you so desire.

[ᅠᅠ(H) 𝐑Ꭷ𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎. ೀ @PlSTOLERA]

Caramel *scented, you -- ( she trails off, going to get a spoon as if to eat the caramel itself directly. ) You will have to use sandpaper instead honestly for leaving me alone for so long yet again. I will need double the milk to make up for it.

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

Caramel isn't a lotion! There's no way that's gonna help!

[ Grabbing the smuckers caramel anyways. ]

[ᅠᅠ(H) 𝐑Ꭷ𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎. ೀ @PlSTOLERA]

Sure just make sure it's a sweet kind of lotion like caramel or something so the milk doesn't start smelling like a Starbucks order.

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

Can I at least use lotion this time? I'm gonna start a friction fire. 🫩

[ᅠᅠ(H) 𝐑Ꭷ𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎. ೀ @PlSTOLERA]

Stfu gimme your milk

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

https://t.co/ZneujZdhlj

Those three posts were sending for like 40 minutes...

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

@bloodiedlotuses That's a secret for another time.

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

Pippin' my squeak while eating a mounds bar 🤤

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

@ebbandembers Huh, you're probably right.

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

Hey, Caleb nation. Happy Halloween. Tonight we're eating 36 packages of mounds bars live.

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

@ebbandembers I'm gonna go live on TikTok and eat all 36 of them.

[ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ @colonelisms]

@alfrodulls Uh-huh. Good luck with that.