the prodigal spade

the colonel’s little brother ♂+♂//23//boy//proship: minors+antis dni//rebellion arc//nolite te bastardes carborundorum

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

hi hi welcome ! i’m spade and i’m bad at intros, but i hope we can be friends !

i draw and write for a lads au i made called the chip!au, short for “the-chip-that-makes-him-worse” (working title). it’s pretty much all i do.

here’s a thread with all my art + writings + strawpage

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

man all they had to do was release valko then focus on ms, visa versa would have worked too ! it’s such a waste to get rid of him all together !

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

@catakissu birthed him yourself 🙂‍↕️

[⋆꙳•❅*• ₊⋆ @snowapplelove]

i don't feel like I've ever wasted anything on this game - be it my time or money - because it truly brought joy to me, especially at difficult times. it's just sad to see that everything can just come crashing down so easily 🥲

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

@loooulebbbg666 c!au is already a pretty crazy rewrite lol, maybe someday

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

if the game ever goes eos, i’ll pull a moneyonahole and turn caleb into an oc so i can continue my au they can’t stop me

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

never ask a lads fan what happened on june 30, 2026

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

THIS SHIT IS INSANE

[ʟᴇɪ ⭒˚.⋆⭒⭐⃝🍎⭒˚.⋆⭒ @XINGHUILOVER]

gifting this to rafayel

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

@FICTIONALDRMS it’ll all blow over in a few weeks, it always does, they’ll just move onto the next drama

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

@reslilas bring it in buddy

[Nico_Xia will be gone for now @nico_skys]

Silly little doodle between coms because I can’t get Kai’s theme from king fu panda 4 out of my mind so just imagine it’s the music behind this as you introduce your brother to your new wolf (please I love valko)
#LoveandDeepspaceValko
#loveanddeepsacecaleb

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

@FICTIONALDRMS be nice it’s only his first week of existing

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

@REVENGEDCARNAGE it’s been wonderful to know you anne, i hope the tide of life carries you somewhere else wonderful. godspeed !

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

@XINGHUILOVER @rosyporcelain

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

valko is VERY cute but this hardly feels worthy of a 6.0 update stream, it felt like there wasn’t enough content to justify all the pomp and circumstance

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

@XINGHUILOVER they handed us a burger no cheese no toppings no bun just beef patty

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

@rosyporcelain truly there is no justice in this world

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

@celh0_0 what injury is he trying to receive

[月序 @iceinkoo]

#Caleb

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

i think what miffs me the most is that infold knew this update + valko were coming this month. @loveinbeespace called it that there would be 6 months between caleb’s release and the 6th’s. so what were they doing with all that time ?? picking they noses ???

[the prodigal spade @colonelstarling]

@Anggrytay oh it 100% was with all the back tracking they did yesterday