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[manuel @manwelllb_]

I think we could do it if we tried btw

[🎧 @coloniserhater]

A friend may reach through the bars and hold our hand, but they cannot open the door for us. Only the prisoner has the key.

[kifi @saguaroglasses]

sometimes when i'm bored i scroll google maps... and i'm kinda obsessed over how they captured a crowd of people just jaywalking in shenton way

[manuel @manwelllb_]

trying to live life while actively getting over something that kinda destroyed you

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

When you just did your laundry and now you have all your s-tier clothes back in the closet

[🎧 @coloniserhater]

me this summer

[sergio tahini @_sergiotahini]

europeans when world war 3 starts but it's august

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

你来之前你去之后，长江依旧浩荡东流。

[🎧 @coloniserhater]

jean-baptiste

[armand’s left tit @iHateLestat_]

trans person: hi

jewish person: hi

christian french boy: "wallah my brother allah is testing me wallah wallah i am being tested inshallah astaghfirullah starfoullah starfoullah mashallah"

muslim person: hi

[Big Nasty @TheBigNasty_]

you don’t hear the japanese bitching about getting nuked twice so why are jews still complaining about the holocaust

[Lisa!! Emergency Comms @kenmoos]

How do I get the Sex Toy Mascot job . And why does it look so lonesome

[crazy ass moments in Transformers history @TF_Moments]

Hi Megatron

[🎧 @coloniserhater]

chinese singaporeans are so far removed from their ethnicity that wearing ‘traditional’ sluttified costumes is the most culturally chinese part of their year

[ֶָ֢ @lumonheiress]

me remembering i knew everything at 18 but nothing at 22

[Neet @neet_sol]

Lie on your resume, lie during the interview, lie to your coworkers. It literally doesn't matter.

[🎧 @coloniserhater]

I need this because those 8 hours of adderall made me invincible

[777 @_garrettcharles]

finally getting prescribed adderall and realizing you actually were just lazy the whole time

[🎧 @coloniserhater]

it’s been a bender of a weekend omg shanghai expats know how to party

[🎧 @coloniserhater]

nobody is as evolved as they think they are and the moment we all get over ourselves the better we’ll all be for it