burnhole

thembo • black trans lives matter • (they/them) dumy lives on

[burnhole @colonproblems]

link in bio :))))

[craig lunch @USAskillissue]

i need a grimace shake

[Jeremy O. Harris @jeremyoharris]

Not y’all discovering THE GREAT GOD PAN a decade too late!

Amy Herzog needed you in 2012!

[craig lunch @USAskillissue]

mr. president a 5th band has been added to the bill

[armand de loser @danielsoIace]

Happy pride month to the patron saint of be gay do crime

[burnhole @colonproblems]

@jxckchilli @talkvomit the about me is KILLING me jack

[Spjork 🍴 @thespjork]

I’m sorry I’m not her

[burnhole @colonproblems]

@chrisfluming the squeaking of the arm rest is a major player here

[burnhole @colonproblems]

just had an interviewer tell me that to work full time at their company i’d need to have open availability from 5am-11pm every day

[𝖆𝖑𝖗𝖆 @alramusic]

My mom listened to my EP and responded with the most typical mom answer 🙄

[Icona @iconawrites]

I love public libraries because they are built on the principle that books are so important and so necessary to human flourishing that access to them cannot depend on your income.

[剑女友 sword gf ☭ @punishedgarage]

one sec i gotta run to the huge gigantic massive cock bathroom

[courtney echerd @CourtneyEcherd]

i’m obsessed with this. why now babe

[burnhole @colonproblems]

@oscarsgonew1ld monterey bay aquarium pilled

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

everyone should be on a little bit of mushrooms or a couple drinks deep at all times. feels like humanity figured this out ages ago and then nerds were like “no, we must trade stocks”

[burnhole @colonproblems]

@evelynflynngray this is so true and i’m glad you said it