premeditatio malorum

tertawa adalah cara terbaik untuk lupa.

[premeditatio malorum @coloredboyyy]

years later, they met again.

science and time machines failed. a single eye contact was all it took to travel the time.

[premeditatio malorum @coloredboyyy]

BUSET CAKEP BANGET

[Antonio @tuititeando]

El tuit más infravalorado de la historia.

[𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻 @ichfuyu]

‘erling haaland ngiket rambutnya pake karet apa ya tetep rapih dibawa lari2an?’🏃🏼‍♀️ taunya BENERAN JUAL IKET RAMBUT 🤣🫵

[The Flanker @theflankerID]

Musim ini: Vitinha & Joao Neves juara UCL lagi, dominan, cemerlang. Bruno Fernandes punya musim spesial, selalu visioner. Bernardo pun masih energik, pintar baca laga. Ditambah Leao, Neto, Conceicao yang bisa lari kenceng.

Eh, Martinez malah milih om-om Liga Arab jadi pusat tim.

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 Rodri: “I APOLOGIZE to Bernardo Silva for celebrating his miss in the last play.

It was MY FAULT.”

[premeditatio malorum @coloredboyyy]

👏👏👏

[Ruang Taktik @ruangtaktik]

Gol Haaland menyamai Mbappe & Messi. Menariknya, ia melakukannya dengan statistik sentuhan/touches paling rendah. Menunjukkan tanpa keterlibatan bola tinggi ia tetap mematikan. Brazil pulang. Pure Poacher

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Schjelderup on his two assists for Erling Haaland:

“Sometimes I watch him walking. Then jogging. And I know people think he’s having a quiet game. Erling likes that. The moment defenders think he has disappeared… that’s usually when he appears.

He doesn’t spend the whole game chasing the ball. He waits for the ball to come into his world. And when it does… he’s normally the first one to it. That was the first goal.

Then the second one… He barely looked involved. One touch. One shot. Suddenly everyone remembered he’s a goalscoring machine.”

[Manchester City @ManCity]

🤖🩵

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Haaland has just unlocked the full aura of the Viking row🥶😭😭

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Erling Braut Haaland.

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

Well well well 😂

[୭˚. 𝝰𝘆𝘀ׄ𝝰 💿⊹♡ @namisa_jhn]

With Bangs Without Bangs

[BABYMONSTER PICS @picbaemon]

ASA WEVERSE UPDATE

[premeditatio malorum @coloredboyyy]

bahaya bgt

[NO:ZE Updates @NOZEupdates]

🫧🐱🎥 260705

[willy the kid @cursedkidd]

series korea ni jjur bgus,aku jdi pengen hidup sperti ayah yg biasa ajh didepan anaku,ttapi ketika anaku di bully aku lgsungg mmbuka identitasku trnyata aku adalah pangeran romawi kuno

[versace @trunkszoldyck]

SEMOGA TERWUJUD

[Extra Time Indonesia @idextratime]

Messi ke Vozinha: