April Chaney

Recovering law grad and cat mom.

[April Chaney @colorsinstars]

@SmartyWolverine Look, as long as it’s not the goddamn Bruins, I’ll be thrilled to see the Canucks in the finals.

[April Chaney @colorsinstars]

@MoString Love this look on you!

[April Chaney @colorsinstars]

@MoString I think I’m going to be paying on my car for the rest of my life 🙃🙃🙃 I wouldn’t have bought it if I hadn’t moved to Minnesota and needed a safer and more fuel efficient car. At least my insurance and gas went way down.

[robin lynn / wings 🏳️‍🌈 @caslostwings]

I am the “innocent child” pro-lifers love to slap on posters/use to bolster arguments. My mother gave me up for adoption after being unable to access abortion. She was poor, homeless. There was no parenting help. I received a life of pain+abuse. I would’ve rather been aborted.🧵

[sad oat @sad_oat]

my brother in christ you are literally the president

[April Chaney @colorsinstars]

@MoString Oh no no no no no. Hell no.

[April Chaney @colorsinstars]

My apartment smells amazing right now. Stress baking a whole beautiful cake only to give most of it away to coworkers and neighbors is really on brand for me.

[April Chaney @colorsinstars]

Apologies to everyone who has to hear me listen to Bright Eyes at work today.

[Ragen Chastain (she/her) @danceswithfat]

You cannot be against weight stigma AND talk about fat people existing as an "epidemic." If you are using terms like "ob*sity epidemic" then you are engaging in, and perpetuating, weight stigma.

[April Chaney @colorsinstars]

@MaintenancePod I didn’t know this existed, but it’s bound to be full of really bad takes.

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Did you know that there’s ANOTHER utility bill tax coming your way?

It’s another #AbbottTax

[April Chaney @colorsinstars]

Now she’s walking on the kitchen counter and purring. Cats truly are wild.

[April Chaney @colorsinstars]

My cat has some AUDACITY to come looking for pets after she destroyed her cat carrier on the way home and made me carry her into my apartment praying to whomever that she doesn’t freak out and run off.

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

Another friendly reminder to stop eagerly getting out of jury duty just because you don’t want to.

[The Satanic Temple @satanic_temple_]

TST encourages any member, who is a Texas resident and seeks to perform an abortion ritual, to contact us for legal assistance.

Contact: [email protected]

[April Chaney @colorsinstars]

A little obsessed with Phoebe Purridgers, yes, named after @phoebe_bridgers. It’s been a couple of days and she has stolen my heart.

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

All Too Well (10 minute version) on repeat 🥲

[April Chaney @colorsinstars]

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