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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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what you on about? it's perfectly acceptable to eat cheese right now, stfu brain

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It's 2.30am and I'm wide awake, we have a shituation...

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Setting the smoke alarm off in the building at 5:30am because you're a fantastic neighbour.

I can bake chips in the oven for 30 minutes, releasing an atomic bomb sized mushroom cloud of smoke, aaaaaaand tumbleweed.

But woe betide a tiny whisp going up from frying sausages.

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/goes shop and gets a loaf three days out of date, but half price -win
/realizes it was a dumb move so decides to give some of it to the birds
/notices the amount on the ground and says to himself, "I hope I've not just caused a murder"

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It's been one of those days that reaffirms just how much I miss my family. Cannot wait to get back home to them.

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And speaking of my lovely wife, she's taught me so much through the years. She's stuck by me during my worst, and never threw the towel in when most, if not all, women would have. She truly is a very special young lady. ❤️

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The third man takes hold of its leg and describes a tree trunk.

Three blindfolded men and one elephant, yet each of them describes something different than the others.

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My wife taught me an analogy many years ago.

Take three blindfolded men, place in front of them an elephant & ask them to describe it.

The first man takes hold of its tusk and describes a spear.

The second man takes hold of its tail and describes a rope.

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It's nice to see so many smiley people around town, it really warms my heart. Today has been a fantastic day, & tomorrow brings the weekend which brings my family & then on Monday, I start a new job!
#HappyDays

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It's almost the weekend! Which means family time!! Woo!!
The longer I'm away from them, the more I miss them.
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Purrfect!!
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However, tonight I'm gonna watch Tropic Thunder. Haven't seen it in years and it's ace!

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I've been on a movie kick again recently, & this one is certainly up there in my favourites!

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September 2016 my lovely wife took this photo, and it's a day I'll never forget.
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One of my most favourite movies ever!!
#NameIt

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Stay up or go and snore...

Decisions decisions.

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When you're sat outside at 5am thinking about the delicious refreshing taste of lager, decide to walk to the 24 hour shop...

and...

... it's...

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CLOSED!!!

Not amused! LOL!

You then Google "nearest shop open" to discover the local Spar! Bonus! Or so you would think...

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But considering I only have £2.26 in shrapnel, and wanted lager not cider - mission fail

I'm trying to tell myself the exercise burned off the 2am noodles therefore it wasn't a complete loss, but my back ache is disputing that...

Aww, I really wanted a lager as well!!

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Every day! 🤍