Pinkliam & Greenlock

pink William James Moriarty and green Sherlock Holmes here | he/him for both of us | mathematics professor🩷 and consulting detective💚

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@sapphirespearls it is ~💚

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oh the bright side when i went onto strawpage to update our dni i found this wonderful art of me from a week ago, so sorry i didn’t see it sooner ^_^ ~🩷

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i’m really uncomfortable someone who ships me with one of my brothers liked Sherly’s tweet saying happy birthday to his best friend >_< LEAVE US ALONE!!! ~🩷

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@Thedumb_Random that’s excellent .) ~🩷

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happy birthday to James Bonde ~🩷&💚

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@meowrycy i see our strawpage is in your bookmarks tab, i think we would love something in our strawpage .) ~🩷

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@51cigs who is Victor? ~🩷

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happy birthday to my best friend, yellow John Watson!!! ~💚

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oh they finished building it? that’s great .) ~💚

[wynn 🍉 witchpilled @nq_wynnn]

sick sherliam reference dude

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i read the some of the part of the sign of four that isn’t me doing cocaine and alright John we get it you love Mary, we get it, you love her, you don’t have to mention how pretty, beautiful and gorgeous she is every single line ~💚

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when the fuck did i give him permission to publish a story where he tells his readers that i do drugs three times a day every day and sometimes it’s morphine and sometimes it’s cocaine?? when the bloody hell did i give him permission to do that??? ~💚

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decided to read John’s account of The Sign of Four, why is the first page a detailed description of me doing drugs and then John describing how frequently i do drugs ~💚

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also another thing to address: i didn’t kill John’s dog!! he never had a dog in the first place!!! ~💚

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decided to have a read of John’s books why the fuck is there more of a study in scarlet after Jefferson Hope’s arrest??? why the fuck is John writing about mormons?? what the bloody hell do mormons have to do with this??? ~💚

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i’d say my favourite way to eat eggs is omelettes, especially Louis’ but when it comes to breakfast i’d say i like mine best fried🍳 .) ~🩷

yeah i also like mine best fried when it’s breakfast… not that i have the best track record when it comes to actually having breakfast ~💚

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@sappyjun hey ~💚
hello ~🩷

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hey guys it’s me, Liam, his brother Louis and Lestrade!!! ~💚

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@sappyjun yes, he is ~💚

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btw John is yellow

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i painted some boiled eggs green and hid them around 221B and John still hasn’t found them 💀 ~💚