Loser~
Simp~
Pet~
Wallet~
The title doesn’t matter as much as the actions~
How eagerly you spoil and sacrifice, no matter the situation~
With what reverence you lower yourself to the floor, upon hearing the nearest snap~
How often you praise me, through both words, and gifts~
It’s far easier to remember a thrall through their devotion, opposed to silly title~
Yet as my army of simps grows, becoming one that’s memorable grows more difficult~ <3
Being my number one requires total devotion, and sacrifice, having me be central purpose in your life~💕
You won’t let me down though, right simpy~ <3
You’ll strive for such a height, even it costs you everything~
Approach, and prove your devotion~
Your aunt always knew how to manipulate you~
“Awww sweetie, is someone distracted?~”
You couldn’t seem to look away~
“That’s okay, just take it out and pump for aunty, I’ll take good care of that inheritance little boy~”