Whoa. This just happened. At 2:00 timeout here at Mizzou, a guy had a chance to kick a 45-yard FG for $25,000. Instead, he lifts up his shirt, and painted on his chest is an, um, message for KU. Then he kicks the ball TOWARD the KU sideline and lifts shirt again.
sleep is for the weak? then I guess i’m a little baby bro. yeah I guess i’m a little sleepy little guy. a little snoozer. I guess i’m a little goo goo ga ga ass bitch then dude
Im hammered watching the Santa tracker telling my niece that when Santa enters the US airspace our military is gonna shoot him down with cruise missiles
Everyone in hysterics: Twitter is ending! It's going down it's all over! Nooo no no no No more Twitter 😢
Jamaican-coded Alien who landed in my backyard: I came dim down tah dat eart' in me UFO tah try one dem dere Goga Golas