Wolph

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[Wolph @colt_dog]

I love when people drop the word “wonky” in work meetings 🤓

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Hey @dotSWOOSH real Joey Wheeler fan here - can i get a tee shirt to commemorate my loyalty to the heart of the cards

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Wearing a fedora to work is the biggest power move one can make in an office

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@clairo is perfect

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Before someone tells me what isn’t on their year of 2025 bingo card, I want someone to tell me what is, in fact, on said bingo card

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The world would be a much better place if Rowan Atkinson did the damn thing and legally changed his name to Mr. Bean

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I would love to be a referee in professional wrestling

[Wolph @colt_dog]

I don’t understand keno & never want to!

[Wolph @colt_dog]

One of my coworkers just called “pal” which I think means I have to quit now

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The guy I secretly call “the office linebacker” is dressed up as a football coach for Halloween #footballguy #officelinebacker

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PJ’s a Beezy

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I love special teams

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Spelling someone’s name wrong in an email should be a fireable offense

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Workout fedora

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Y’all have church, I have 7am Zumba

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Twisted off the trashcan nachos

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Coldstone cake batter ice cream is one of my favorite things

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Need to watch the Super Bowl on the Nickelodeon broadcast next year

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There has never been a greater ambassador to any sport than Tony Hawk has been to skateboarding