Colton

community member. coffee drinker. amateur cinephile. theology student.

[Colton @coltarw]

@blairstretch Jealous!

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

estimates

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Everything is terrible but my cousin’s 9-year old daughter Alice has been quietly and masterfully slaying the @NewYorker’s caption contest and it’s pure delight.

[Blair Stretch @blairstretch]

Everyone is going to love summer so hard this year.

[Colton @coltarw]

Personal Opinion: Urinals might be the worst/most disgusting invention of all time

[Blair Stretch @blairstretch]

You have to be pretty amazing to keep a white shirt clean.

[Colton @coltarw]

Lessons from a 27 year old: Always stretch before Laser Tag

[Colton @coltarw]

@rdasteele I don't know what you're talking about...

[Colton @coltarw]

Though I have no valid explanation, Life Aquatic will always be my favourite.

[Blair Stretch @blairstretch]

A moment of silence in memoriam of discarded tweet drafts.

[Colton @coltarw]

@PoorNamelessBoy @FeistMusic @leifvollebekk @TheDanielRomano Oh also @kacyandclayton and @TheWeatherStn have great releases this year!

[Colton @coltarw]

@PoorNamelessBoy @FeistMusic - Pleasure
@leifvollebekk - Twin Solitude
@TheDanielRomano - Modern Pressure
All winners this year!

[Colton @coltarw]

@hellojodes Literally doing this right now

[Colton @coltarw]

Where mundane meets significance they anxiously wait to sit next to strangers

[Colton @coltarw]

@stephenbarbour @mj_apples @rdasteele @boxtheology This is the perfect gif for such a situation. I applaud you @stephenbarbour

[Colton @coltarw]

Next year for Halloween I'm going as "insufficient funds".

[Colton @coltarw]

@mj_apples @tompowercbc @DonovanWoods I'm honoured... and currently wearing a toque

[Colton @coltarw]

12 minutes of the same riff in @Wilco's 'One Sunday Morning' and I still can't get enough of it.

[Colton @coltarw]

For your safety please hold on

[Colton @coltarw]

You gotta spend money to spend money