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I use Twitter as a virtual diary | 8th grade Teacher | Mommy 🇸🇾 🇮🇹

[:) @colteesboobs]

I hate when people ask me what I’m passionate about— I’m passionate about relaxing. A bitch LOVES doing nothing

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[k @alfkkifine]

Great. Study endometriosis now

[Nene @nenemyun]

Ok Mamdani this is getting out of hand

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Karoline Leavitt went to an expensive private high school, then worked in the White House immediately out of college, then married a billionaire her daddy's age. What kind of spoon is that?

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

What

[ISLAND BOY 🏝🍒 @ISLANDBOYY11]

Corbin gon upload himself to the cloud and join the UK server

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

every time they try to make him look bad I'm like whoa. He's like the best guy

[OS2NOX @OS2NOX]

if zohran arrested benjamin netanyahu and forced trump to free him i think it ushers in the american socialist century bare minimum

[EGYPT HQ @EgyptCEO]

kc from love island being muslim is the worst pr we’ve had since isis

[yas @adoomies3]

Kenzie moves like a man and the men hate that

[clits and giggles @Clitsalt]

Sincere the type to have two families and genuinely have love for both of them 😭 #loveislandusa

[Sean @SeanDaBlack]

“A leader who does not want the crown is the one who deserves it the most”

[𝚂 °.🥥⋆❀˖°🏝️ @ERAOFMONE]

melanie yelling life into aniya and almost tearing up while doing so. this is a SISTERHOOD man this conversation touched my heart 😭❤️‍🩹
#loveislandusa

[Reality Tv Junkie @Realitea_TvJunk]

Sincere taking the crumpled up flower out his pocket after being asked if he got a dick in his brain #Loveislandusa

[Max @welp_max]

he’s dead ass modern day Diana

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

bruh the laughing while aniya’s sobbing…………….zach instigating….. parmesan and titi talking shit about the og girls…………… melanie having to prop aniya up.,……. 5 mins in and this already CINEMA. let me in that villa and i’ll handle this shit myself #loveislandusa

[jacob @sotaroshubby]

some of yall don’t understand the concept of movie night cause why am i seeing “trinity and bryce yearning” and “zach and bryce gay moments”

[gemini 𝜗𝜚 . @londyntiptons]

fuck it.

[kendall @realitystxn]

he was going to play her you guys lack discernment