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i like Mr. Big and Eric Johnson and Yngwie Malmsteen and Steely Dan and Steve Vai and Rush and Toby Fox and Jean-Luc Ponty and Death and Megadeth and Dethklok a

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the one thing i don't understand about Steely Dan is which one is Steely and which one is Dan

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my johnson is four planck lengths long

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@seafairyservant subliminal messaging to make you jack off to virtual reality anime porn videos

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@wood_carbuncle dead wife deltarune dream

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Posting a photo of my limp dick on #EDTWT

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@slothy_420 i'm tinkering trying to find one

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@beatletwt the dead one

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@basedondennis @cooper200882 how did you beat me to it fuck you dennis (much love)

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@cooper200882 B14 Nissan Sentra

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@islandderss this is AI bro you're worse than ghandi

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@urpalmoony i'm leaving a comment so that all my real life friends can know i'm looking at this

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@ex_lyd yes i like the shamisen

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@randommedla did you know? bjork tickles a fat man and he goes "hoohoohahahahoo"

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jimi hendrix if he was an ENT:
have you ever been delirious?

is this joke even get-able

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@MarcoMacabre i'll pee on him too and then he'll be DOUBLE peed on

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@fortnitebussy1 shared this with a friend

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how do i sing good help

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@V1X_HOLO no please keep it all even if you think it's cringe i still like it a lot

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@fortnitebussy1 THANK YOU!

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and now pomni? too bad i lost my love of the game a long time ago.

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the great porn merging will happen soon as overwatch porn and fortnite porn become one in the same. great times are ahead.