colten

wrong side of the creek. @taurie_buxton

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

Truth be known, I love you❤️.

[⊹DENALI⊹ @httpdenali]

men used to go to war. now they order a vodka cran

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

@stuart64178887 Shut your ass up

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

“You look like the type of guy that eats a hot pocket with a fork.”

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

Running on 3 hours of sleep and running from being a broke bitch.

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

I’m ready for income tax time cause that mf Uncle Sam owes me some money.

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

Seeing Shinedown live would do my soul good.

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

Thankful for my hot pocket on these 12’s, and Five Finger Death Punch.

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

Dude told me not to eat cold chicken yesterday, and then told me he eats ass today. Hold up just a damn second.

[Frank Jordon 🍷 @Frankiexii]

I hate when I’m in the car Turnt & somebody call me 🙄 bitch I’m in da studio wtf you want

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

@atlldopig Not at all. I’m dead.

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

Every time I go out with @atlldopig my ass is hurting in the morning.

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

A little Zach Bryan, wine or whiskey, and a fire. I’d be in heaven.

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

Don’t trust a woman that smiles in her sleep.

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

At this moment; he knew, he fucked up.

[jimmie @codyb35]

Idk if it’s the change in the weather or if my life is finally coming together but I’m really kicking ass right now

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

“Relax the world isn’t yours to shoulder” my momma saying tattoo worthy shit.

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

Starting to feel like meth is the answer. Caffeine ain’t doing it for me anymore.

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

Def gonna need a stool. Short comedians always have a stool.

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

@zachlanebryan keep the depression rolling.

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

Wanting a diamond ring and settling for a ring pop.

[colten @ColtenWBailey]

So I rolled over and said I don’t know🎶