Colton Lehman

Here for the people who know everything.

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

@pjvwashere Rly bitch

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

Saaaannnchooooooo

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

I reckon the chase of the pills and the powder, corn liquor and women are the culprits to blame

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

I’ve held some strangers, told people I hate ya but I just keep hittin a wall

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

‘Tells me I got a problem with drinkin, loves goin out on the weekends, throws me the keys with a pretty please and wonders if I’ll drive her home’

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

Sancho guey

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

T - 46 days until @KoeWetzel in Amarillo wit da boys @dirty_jay88 @dallam_read #andabbie

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

Puttin in that over time and comin up with nothin. Sure as hell ain’t for lack of tryin.

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

If her registration sticker is 5 months out of date.... run boy.

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

If she drives down the road on E with the steering wheel shaking more than her ass ever could..... run boy.

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

If she’s on 23k miles since her last oil change... run boy.

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

Run boy if ya know what’s good for you.

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

Some people need to get off the tit. If you’re in your 20’s and your parents do literally everything but wipe your ass for you it’s a problem lol

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

2020, the year our country identified as bitchass

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

@pjvwashere ♥️♥️🍺 you downed that Michelob like a damn man. Love you brother 😘

[Pierrito @villaincia]

Sending some love to my brother @colton1st #FTB

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

@makaylajedward @ coltonal1 🤔

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

@pjvwashere Damn P. Damn.

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

@pjvwashere You have until 9 pm 😘

[Colton Lehman @colton1st]

If this tweet gets 107 likes I’ll stay in town this weekend instead of going to Cali @pjvwashere