Col(2000lbs)

I like to think I’m funny, but I’m pretty sure I’m just stupid

[Col(2000lbs) @colton_ayers_]

I’m trying to start a business up, any kind of support would be greatly appreciated. Even just a simple like or retweet could help me get started

[👳🏾‍♀️Shay-Boogie🤙🏾 @HeartBreakSeun]

What’s the difference between a lunchable and a charcuterie board

[Col(2000lbs) @colton_ayers_]

@BritneyBurnam You won’t

[brooke @brooklynnbayers]

oh fr? thanks man

[Col(2000lbs) @colton_ayers_]

I really dropped the ball on the bow, but I bought my sister a car today

[boy you a fool @sceneboyvarceee]

how is gravity a law lmaooo if i don’t come back down wat dey goin do arrest me ?

[caca @clawdezz]

nah when i die GOD will meet ME

[Col(2000lbs) @colton_ayers_]

After work naps with my child be hitting different

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

is she hot or is she just mean to you

[nikki 🎀 @nikkiqu4rtz]

i hope the parallel universe version of me is having a better time

[brooke @brooklynnbayers]

"im on tinder trying to find a toxic person to occupy my time with for a little" - @colton_ayers_

[kam @icumnesquik]

“can i call?”
🥺🥺🥺
no you cannot goodnight.

[kady @kadysczech]

GO HEAD OVER TO INSTAGRAM AND ENTER THIS GIVEAWAY!!!! THEY ARE THE MOST TALENTED PEOPLE I KNOW💓💓💋💋 @kaylayoung127 @_logannnnbrooke

[Natalie Mariduena @natalinanoel]

Matchbox twenty and lifehouse are a MOOD

[Natalie Mariduena @natalinanoel]

No one knows what im talking about haha enlighten yourselves!! Hanging by a moment by lifehouse. How far we’ve come and shes so mean by matchbox twenty. GO LISTEN oldies but goodies

[Col(2000lbs) @colton_ayers_]

I love this child way too much

[James @CaucasianJames]

tired of high school seniors complaining about their graduation being cancelled when there’s millions of 14 year olds that won’t be able to renegade at their 8th grade dance