Colton Grace

Comms/PR professional

[J. @PresentWitness_]

We’re building frontier AI and catching reusable rockets while Europe is debating whether or not air conditioners are safe.

[Colton Grace @colton_grace]

America’s Diner welcomes you!

[Charles Correll III @_CharlesCorrell]

It’s like watching Tocqueville live tweet Democracy in America, and I think that’s beautiful

[Colton Grace @colton_grace]

@ECaliberSeven @DrewSav He didn’t even campaign and dropped out.

[Colton Grace @colton_grace]

You think Massie uses his boner phone to make the concession call?

[Colton Grace @colton_grace]

Thomas Massie has lose because idk if we can handle how insufferable he will be if he wins.

[Colton Grace @colton_grace]

@iamscottenglish

[Colton Grace @colton_grace]

@SenTomDavisSC @ragley Get Black Hog BBQ and thank me later.

[Colton Grace @colton_grace]

@iamscottenglish

[Colton Grace @colton_grace]

@fitsnews @MarkSanford @VoteMarkSmith No comment on either candidate, but AI slop statements are cringe.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

due to the forecast of 6 more weeks of winter we’re kinda pissed to be introducing a new menu item:

Punxsutawney Platter - grilled groundhog medallions with hashbrowns

[Colton Grace @colton_grace]

I attended one semester of community college before going to a four year college and lost my senior season of eligibility for track & field because of it.

Makes me feel some type of way when I see athletes now getting eight years to play college football.

[Colton Grace @colton_grace]

Homie just now learning these announcers just make stuff up.

[. @448Gotti]

they said mendoza deleted social media to focus on this season and i jus checked his instagram and he posted 16 times in december alone

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Oregon’s strategy on defense is to ask Fernando Mendoza about dinosaur facts in the hopes that he will go into one of his iconic speeches, resulting in multiple delay of games.

[Colton Grace @colton_grace]

Don’t cry bc it’s over; cry bc it happened.

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

I have no idea how to feel.

[Bananas Sr @geauxcrimson]

I’ll never forget some of y’all wanted to hire Dabo when Saban retired

[Colton Grace @colton_grace]

@tomangell

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

Don’t be mad at the committee for putting in Alabama & Miami. Be mad at them for putting in Tulane & James Madison

[Brooks Austin @BrooksAustinBA]

If only there was a way to know Ole Miss would donkey kick this Tulane team