Colton Webber

[Matt Fortuna @Matt_Fortuna]

Maybe my favorite George Steinbrenner story:

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

For many people, today is a day of love and celebration. But for me, Valentine’s Day is a day of danger.

Can you imagine what it is like for me when I stride into Beef O’Brady’s on Valentine’s Day evening? Though I risk life and limb, I always wear my letter jacket, a black mock turtle neck, black jeans, black LA gears, wraparound counterfeit Oakleys, and 14 pumps of McGraw Southern Blend cologne

Security then escorts me over to my corner booth that is roped off, but it is a mob scene. Women clawing at the security guards, punching one another, trying to touch my championship rings. It’s more dangerous than when a mob threw stones at Nixon in Caracas

But it is important to give the ladies what they want. So I literally put my life on the line every year on this day for the greater good. And I’ll do so again this year

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper. #NewYorkerCartoons https://t.co/jDVsuSweZG

[maha @mahaaaay]

holy shit @googlemaps

[YT: Kofie @Kofie]

Terry Bradshaw trying to comprehend the Kendrick Lamar Halftime show

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Kendrick halftime show.

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 ♚ #IowaCityBCT @Tigerhawk_King]

patrick mahomes in super bowl 59

[John Shields, MD, FAAOS @jointdocShields]

This look remarkably like matching into ortho

[Ryan K Harrison, MD @rkh_md]

This is a church I’m more than happy to join.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

These Jamie Moyer commercials are hilarious

[Simpsons NFL @TheSimpsonsNFL]

The AFC Championship

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

If you held the McChicken for the past 5 years, you would have outperformed the S&P 500

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

My crazy Severance fan theory is that Lumon is a health insurance mega corporation and the innies in macro data refinement are denying claims.

[Little Gamer Candle Co. @littlegamercc]

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