colton

Call me an asian pornstar cuz I'm all balls 🗣💯

[colton @coltonam05]

You don't get 85 followers without making some enemies

[colton @coltonam05]

@RocketLeague Okay so with this whole bot thing I better be getting SOME mmr compensation for all the tilt and losses i got from these bots, I mean 1s is literally unplayable and for a 1s main its SO frustrating playing bots nearly every game

[colton @coltonam05]

@EverythingOOC Jungle in my ass

[colton @coltonam05]

My favorite part from Oppenheimer was when he said "oppen gangnam style" and broke into dance

[colton @coltonam05]

why do they show boobies in sex scenes but we never see the dick whats the big deal hollywood

[colton @coltonam05]

@EverythingOOC

[colton @coltonam05]

just learned about munging! time to hang myself 😃

[colton @coltonam05]

jesus just went from following 250 people to 39 just from unfollowing rocket league things, i didnt realize it was this bad

[colton @coltonam05]

rebranded on twitter cuz i am officially unfollowing all rl creators they boring asl

[colton @coltonam05]

what the fuck did i do on easter this year

[colton @coltonam05]

Following my pinned tweet it appears I've made an enemy.

[colton @coltonam05]

if you ever horny and dont wanna be, just try shitting your pants ts works every damn time

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

I figured out the universe

[colton @coltonam05]

@mallardssauce unliked and still ratiod

[colton @coltonam05]

2023 either bout to be the best year ever or the most horrendous pile of ass ever no in between

[colton @coltonam05]

im mfs

[colton @coltonam05]

mfs go to the gym for 2 hours a day and then instantly go to mc donalds and ask why they aint see any progress 💀

[colton @coltonam05]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO ARGENTINA BEST WORKD CUP EVER HOLYYYY SHIT

[colton @coltonam05]

The 3 projects I have due on wednesday, the 4 page essay, 2 unit tests 1 quiz, and takehome homework for 3 classes is kinda killing my whole "Merry Christmas" vibe, why tf do I have school this week bruh