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[colton @coltonjs00]

@prodbytimmy513 Aye bro leave larping alone

[king of the beach @meredit65661787]

Everything I do is a bit

[colton @coltonjs00]

@savanana__ Sometimes :/

[colton @coltonjs00]

Sometimes some people sorta look like shih tzus

[colton @coltonjs00]

Last tweet from this account. Truly I mourn all the future wisdom and hilarity you all will miss out on as a consequence of this decision. My only hope is you can fill the hole my absence will inevitably leave in your timeline. Good day!

[Buku Blast @LegendOfBuku]

This is how white people tell history.

[colton @coltonjs00]

@prodsleepy Never tweetcraft without my lab coat and ppe

[colton @coltonjs00]

Don’t abort!!! I will adopt your baby!!!! And then sacrifice it to the dark lord for everlasting youth and beauty cmon guys I only need 147 more I’m so close

[colton @coltonjs00]

@meredit65661787 Dont get me wrong I love your “tik tok classics” playlist I know you spent a lot of time curating it

[colton @coltonjs00]

I love playing the game of do I know this song from an Instagram reel or Meredith’s back porch

[colton @coltonjs00]

What if….I’m the one piece?

[colton @coltonjs00]

The best thing my mom ever did for my mental health was tell me I should kill myself. Like I was planning on it but I just can’t let go of my rebellious side

[colton @coltonjs00]

You think people celebrate the 4th of July just wait for how much people in 100 years will celebrate the date America officially dissolves. Will probably be a mandatory international holiday

[colton @coltonjs00]

What’s it called when one man mansplains to another man

[sio @bestinsio]

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ

[colton @coltonjs00]

I have an endearing gaze and a disarming smile!!!!

[colton @coltonjs00]

The only way to stop abortions is to give the fetuses guns

[colton @coltonjs00]

I am anti abortion because I don’t think it’s fair that I can’t have one too

[colton @coltonjs00]

Idk how, if you’ve been paying attention in the slightest the last few years, you could still consider yourself a “moderate” at this point.