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re: posting

[🪐jupiter🪐 @alienanteater]

i've never seen a creature more unprepared to be a baby

[𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 @drizzylitfw]

Do cats understand what static shock is, or does my cat think I have a mildly painful defensive ability that I sometimes use on him for no reason

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

stob… *sniffles* blease…

[cowboy franzinho 𐚁 @esfrann_]

pq sonhar num cochilo a tarde é assim

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

This being peak cinematography

[turbomander @turbomander]

return to your sopping home my sweet little chudling.

[alien gaming @pirate_gaming13]

nice boner 🤣🤣🤣🤣 whered you get it? the boner store? 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

sipping on that uhhhhhhhh

[🪱 benny worm 🪱 @bennywormcat]

your laughy. mine bowl has been empty for. 8 hundered years. and youre laughy

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

age regressing to get out of conscription

[leaf123 @notaweirdgirl]

i am under the impression that chernobyl would do nothing to me

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

They need to stop changing things #KeepEverythingTheSame

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

how it feels to sniff other people’s clothes at the laundromat

[Brian 💐 @_Sheehogue_]

Today for Pride I am remembering the guy who opened on Grindr by sending me a picture of my face with an aging filter on it

[cav empty @cavempty_]

omg its chiso from chiso’s window