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Korael on @ForLightandDice magic on Monday @wearenerdsmith

[colton mason @coltonz9]

i said i would do it, so here is my list of books i have read in 2024

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@TearShapedHeart Are signups still available and what day is this?

[Gamechamp @Gamechamp3k]

corpse:
doctor: it's a shame this guy died so tragically. I even have a dose of the magic potion that could revive him, but I was given explicit instructions it is only to be used on the great clown pagliacci
corpse:

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@PancakeMisery @SF_crono @SaffronOlive I have every single magic novel

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@SF_crono @SaffronOlive No we arent. We are getting less space for the story and sets to exist so some soulless company can turn a profit. We used to have blocks that stretches the years and did interesting things with setting, story, and mechanics, now we get this pushed down our throats.

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@MTGSecretLair Magic the gathering and it's own IP

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@technomarxist At least we never have to hear about him again lol

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@lordbrazes @memoment80s Neptune, not Poseidon. The myth of her being raped only came much later after the original myth in Rome. Poseidon had nothing to do with her being a monster, but Neptune did in ovids telling of the story

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@cerv3ra @Hieraaetus It is a poem you fucking goon, it's literally the opposite of prose. Also if you take issue with how it was written, find a different translation cause I know you weren't reading the original

[Nate Wolff @proffwolff]

I learn so much from novels. Types of knots, types of boats, types of whales, parts of whales, methods for processing whales, what can be made from whale, shape of whale, what the whale did, the whale's likely motivation, color of said whale, metaphysical ramifications of said co

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@chillbutvibrant @Alexand3rTheMeh @WildMercurygrl @HamptonThink YES, because it happens constantly!! And brutalizing communities I care about is all America does.

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@chillbutvibrant @Alexand3rTheMeh @WildMercurygrl @HamptonThink Please, tell us when America hasn't committed atrocities, if these atrocities aren't the status quo, when weren't they committed?

[Wyatt Christopherson @wyattchristoph]

Part 1 ~ Articuno ❄️
Gonna also do the other legendary birds but articuno is my fav and top 2 fav pokemon ever so it’s numero uno (obviously)

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@johnmarknewman Capitalism sucks, doesn't it

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@thatssoamethyst The City and The City is a super weird murder mystery and it's fantastic

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@bbnomula https://t.co/RBliKYbPp3

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@GeoDavenport @hasanthehun Probably cause Jill Stein is useless and not a real politician

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@TheOneJame Skill issue

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@TimGowett @suspirant @esjesjesj Ya, my fuckin forests are getting cut down so some rich assholes can get slightly richer. You should be angry too

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@selenaXCaitVi His, rather

[colton mason @coltonz9]

@selenaXCaitVi You are right, singed did! This daughter is infact both innocent and a civilian