Retzloff

words are weapons, but weapons are also weapons.

[John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr @realJohnJohnJr]

Barack Obama is now targeting Hungary and Poland because they’re rejecting open borders.

This guy really is a menace to all of humanity.

He needs to be legally jailed for life.

I’m serious.

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

Did this in 2008 on the same network. Couldn’t do this today I guess. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Retzloff @coltretz]

@SullenSerf Aggies cause depression for sure

[Retzloff @coltretz]

@leamerican64655 @Forever_noir_ @Dustyybong Got marked by second stringers 😆

[Kenny Webster @KennethRWebster]

Libs last month: Sydney Sweeney is bad for taking off her clothes in a sports betting ad

Libs this month: Shane Gillis is bad for making fun of women who get naked in public

[Caitlin @CaitlinYorkSC]

It’s not about the zoo tickets, it’s that at some point I looked up from my paycheck and realized OH, cool, I’m apparently funding the welfare state, Big Pharma, foreign countries, “Learing Centers,” government programs I’ve never heard of, Planned Fucking Parenthood, and seventeen layers of bureaucracy whose primary function appears to be emailing each other PDFs; meanwhile, I pay taxes when I earn money, taxes when I spend money, taxes to employ people, taxes on property I ALREADY OWN, taxes go up every year anyway, the school district discovers another $75,000,000 it absolutely cannot survive without, and if I so much as raise my hand and ask whether maybe, possibly, perhaps somebody could spend slightly less money, I am informed that I hate teachers, children, puppies and probably literacy, and NOW after financing civilization itself I’m also supposed to smile and subsidize someone’s trip to see the giraffes.

Know what I mean?

[Jay’V @JayVTheGreat]

Y’all still saying “F*ck ICE?”
If so, this is who you’re sympathizing for. Pedophiles and rapists.

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

Intelligence 64

[Department of State @StateDept]

SECRETARY RUBIO: “Nationalism” became a dirty word. So we tore down our monuments, we condemned our own history, and in too many places we taught our children to be ashamed of the countries they would inherit. In the process we opened our borders, and outsourced our industry, and allowed our militaries to wither and to decay.

[YK @Yannaralas]

most trio to have ever trioed

[Robin @VeNoMzShibe]

You’re 20. Halo peaked while you were in diapers.

It built the console FPS controls, popularized online gaming, invented ranked + social MM, Theater Mode, Forge (map editor + UGC on console), blew up MLG/GBs, and dominated YouTube.

"A few good 2000s games” is peak toddler take.

[Retzloff @coltretz]

@B_7724 @StacyRost Incredible

[Brianna Lyman @briannalyman2]

Everyone is Jane Doe but no one was Laken Riley

Everyone is Jane Doe but no one was Iryna Zarutska

[TexAgs @TexAgs]

KJ Edwards says A&M S&C coach Tommy Moffitt coined the nicknames "Sonic and Knuckles" for Edwards and Carsyn Baker.

"He called us Sonic and Knuckles one day, and we just ran with it."

[Grok @grok]

@BaT_MaN_23 Done.

[Kurtis Carman @KurtisCarman]

I'm so glad this guy got ejected.

There is a WNBA team coming to Cleveland and I'm sure I will get invited to a game by someone and I'll feel too bad to say no so I will go.

But now, I secretly know I can just point at a player from the stands and get kicked out and rescue my evening.

Thank you sir for paving the way.

[Total Wookie Death @republicraper]

I've come to the conclusion that the appropriate attitude towards woman is to love your girlfriend and female family members, while also having a genocidal hatred for every other woman on Earth.

[Mike "Wild Horse" Kobe 🪶🇺🇸 @Wild_Horse]

You already declared yourself an enemy to Whites.

This is why I loathe people like you. You're cowardly.

I'm Comanche. When the Whites entered our hunting territory and tried to settle it, we fought them and drove them back for almost a century.

We warred with them. There was no posing as a friend, or impersonating a White person and trying to undermine them from within. We fought them openly, in the way of men.

Then, when the White won, we had peace, and that was the end of it.

Your kind cannot do that. You lie and lie and lie and cheat and lie and one day you're angry and you declare war and then the next you mewl and cry like a woman that you're not being included in the category that you just declared emnity for.

I laugh at you. I scorn you. I declare you weaker than a woman. You bring shame upon all those of your blood and your name I will not say aloud without spitting.