Augustus McCrae

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[Augustus McCrae @coltWconnell]

I can’t stop watching this. That mf took a right turn 😳

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Paul Skenes, Disgusting 99mph Sinker movement. 🤮

What are you supposed to do with that?

[Scott Kacsmar @ScottKacsmar]

Want to see a difference between Drew Brees and Tom Brady?

NGBB = Never got ball back

16 losses for Brees after a tying/go-ahead drive, missed clutch FG, or teammate fumble where he NGBB.

5 for Brady.

Go-ahead drives here:
Brees - 9
Brady - 0

[𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎 𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝𝚜 @RichieBucketsUK]

Might legit be the best throw I’ve ever seen from any baseball player ever. Hell it might be the best throw in ANY sport that involves throwing.

[Augustus McCrae @coltWconnell]

YEAH TONIGHT I’M SITTIN ALONE DIGGIN UP BONES

[Joe Horns Cell Phone @JoeHornsPhone]

Impossible to properly explain Drew Brees but as a Saints fan, when he would peak over the OL and just sling it, you somehow automatically knew it was a huge completion. His accuracy is unmatched. #BreesHallOfFame

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

From fans, to Drew

[Jono Barnes @JonoBarnes]

Saints fans-and Falcons fans 😏-you gotta watch this 😂

(shoutout to @justiniparker!)

[taoki @justalexoki]

Paul kind of cooked here

[Wes Huff @WesleyLHuff]

If your theological convictions are not actively making you more gracious, humble, and repentant than your beliefs are not being shaped by Jesus they’re motivated by a desire to be argumentatively “right.”

[𝐑𝐎𝐃🀄➡️DreamCon @Jayintee_]

STOP TOUCHING NIGGAS WITH YOUR HANDS!!!

[Augustus McCrae @coltWconnell]

America 💪🏼

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[Taylor Greenhut @TGreenhutOD]

This is a Didier Fuentes tweet.

[Keith Woods @KeithWoodsYT]

Sneako is a good example of a common phenomenon: the racial alien who grows up enjoying a great standard of living in the West, has no reason to feel anything for Whites but gratitude and should be an ideal case of "integration," yet still ends up making resentment of their hosts the core of their worldview.

Sneako grew up to a middle-class family in Connecticut and attended a private school paid for by his immigrant parents, yet he larps as a black New Yorker. He adopted Malcolm X and Andrew Tate as his idols because they were more self-assured mulatto men who seemed to assert an identity outside White cultural norms, and even converted to Islam to imitate them. He has since made his entire justification for his religion that it is the most universal and anti-racist creed, because he is absolutely obsessed with "White supremacy."

He gradually went from red pill slop content to brown clown leftism because the one constant incentive he couldn't resist was the racial justice angle, which like most Muslim immigrants in the West trumps any of the other social values his religion might prescribe.

But like many brown clowns who adopt the language of leftism to articulate their hatred, the mask always eventually comes off and it becomes clear the driving force is his resentment of White civilization and cope for his feelings of inferiority and deracination.

Interestingly if you look at the profile of Islamic terrorists in the West, many are second-generation immigrants who came from middle-class families and lived pretty liberal, degenerate lifestyles before a sudden dramatic conversion – and they are typically driven by the same resentment.

[Mark Bowman @mlbbowman]

As Bobby Cox used to say, “We didn’t even have obliques when I played.”

[Boot Krewe Media @BootKreweMedia]

Possibly the greatest 8 Yard Run in NFL History

[Chris Rosvoglou @RosvoglouReport]

Taysom Hill played many roles for the Saints. My favorite one: Falcons killer.

[Freaking about Football @FreakyPeezy]

Taysom hill is the only nfl player wirh

1000 passing yards
1000 rushing yards
1000 recieving yards

He is one of 4 and first in 66 years with

10 passing TDs
10 rushing TDs
10 receiving TDs

He finished with 6011 total yards and 57 total TDs

We will never see this again

[Nichole @NicholeDelly]

Tim Robbins says the greatest movie ever made only survived because one billionaire sold it to himself

"That's the crazy thing about Shawshank is that it wasn't a big hit in the movie theater initially."

​"No... it was nominated for seven Academy Awards, but nobody went to see it."

​"Ted Turner was running Warner Brothers at the time, right? And Warner Brothers produced Shawshank Redemption... when he sold the rights to it for television, he sold it to himself at the lowest cost possible."

​"So basically you had a film nominated for seven Academy Awards that was getting sold like it was beach blanket bullshtt, right?"

​"So it didn't cost him anything to put it on his channel... he put it on again and again... and I think that's why it caught on because it was ubiquitous. It was always there."

​"And so that's a good example of where someone's business acumen or greed or whatever you want to call it, winds up producing something quite lovely."

[Inside LSU Baseball @Insidelsubsbl]

Tommy White is starting at 3B for the @Athletics and is 3-for-3 at the plate.

Gage Jump tossed 6 shutout innings, and the A’s take a 1-0 lead into the 7th.

Just another night for @LSUbaseball

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

Do you think James Talarico still plays with his Fauci action figure?