If I don’t get home early enough to put my baby to bed I just lay in bed (his crib is 2 ft away from me) and just scroll through pics and vids of him bc I miss him so much 🥲
an eldest daughter once said being the firstborn means you’re automatically irritated by incompetence. not because you’re harsh, but because you were never given the room to be incompetent yourself. the daughters who know… know.
if you are lucky you are going to spend the majority of your life being older than 20 so you should probably make peace with the idea that other decades might actually be worth enjoying too
My family didn’t want to tell me my 14 year old dog died because I was in the hospital giving birth. He died the same day my son was born. Can’t believe my dog was reincarnated as my son 💀
Cashier: “That'll be $19.94.”
Me: *pulls out a $50 bill*
Casheir: “I’m so sorry, but we've had a problem with counterfeit bills. Do you have anything smaller?”
Me: *pulls out a $25 bill*
Went from my baby shower yesterday to being admitted to l&d today until I give birth 💀💀 preeclampsia is a bitttttcccchhhh. At least I got to eat thanksgiving food and have my baby shower bc this boy coming 6 weeks early 💙