matt

just facts and bad jokes on this twitter my friend

[matt @colvi1]

strong chelsea, strong quins
strong quins, strong chelsea

[matt @colvi1]

and only 8 of them were me

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘The Odyssey’ has broken the BFI IMAX record for having the most tickets sold within 24 hours. (via DEADLINE)

28,000 tickets were sold, with a total gross of £750,000. The record was previously held by ‘Dune: Part Two’ which grossed £366,000 in first day sales.

[ChelsTransfer @ChelsTransfer]

For Chelsea, the Marc Cucurella deal makes financial sense. They finished 10th in the Premier League last season, will lose substantial revenue by missing out on European competition, do not currently have a long-term front-of-shirt sponsor, and remain under scrutiny from UEFA under a settlement agreement after breaching squad cost rules. (BBC)

[matt @colvi1]

yeah i fully went

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

hannah’s performance in this scene will haunt me for the rest of my life. hit me in such a guttural way i will never ever forget how i felt when i watched it #hacks

[matt @colvi1]

first guro, now this. damn.

[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

After six-and-a-half memorable years, Sam Kerr will leave Chelsea when her contract expires this summer.

Thank you for everything you've done for this club, @SamKerr1. 💙

[matt @colvi1]

punk coming out to miseria cantare, yes thank you

[matt @colvi1]

damn they’ll hate to see what the rest of us have said then

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Chelsea players are 𝐔𝐍𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 with Enzo Fernández. 🔵⚠️

He has openly criticised team-mates during their four straight defeats, which has frustrated parts of the squad at a crucial stage of the season.

[@TeleFootball]

[matt @colvi1]

if chessum ran his try in under the posts...

[matt @colvi1]

most intensity i've seen from england in ages, so good to see

[matt @colvi1]

@OllieGlanvill felt that too. mostly apathetic, moans and groans throughout, less applause than usual and a bunch of outbursts of aggression with people getting at eachother

[matt @colvi1]

this is upsetting

[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

Guro Reiten has today completed a move to NWSL side Gotham FC.

Everyone at Chelsea would like to sincerely thank Guro for her huge contributions to our success over the last six-and-a-half years, and we wish her well during the next chapter of her career. 💙

[matt @colvi1]

don't. fall. asleep. before. the. sports. bar.

[matt @colvi1]

3-0 down in 15mins, goalkeeper subbed off

[matt @colvi1]

i've seen signs
encouraging signs

needs to be on a shirt

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

Jamie has had enough 😂

[// @aggzzx]

The Acadamy Award for best original screenplay goes to…

[matt @colvi1]

seems fairly obvious to me this isn't what it is? classic case of someone insecure with themselves jumping at the chance to make themselves feel more-than by telling someone else they're less-than, likely because they've been on the other side themselves before

[jake @_jkpnro]

so grim how many men clearly absolutely hate women. bizarre that they are also actively part of the dating scene rather than just hiding away and crying on 4chan like the incels they are

[matt @colvi1]

@fesshole most common rivalries are red/blue and it's highly unlikely anyone would buy a red shirt which means it's not unreasonable to assume you support man utd, liverpool or arsenal. in which case, you deserve what you get I'm afraid

[matt @colvi1]

albarn, chatten & tempest
i am intrigued

[The Rock Revival @TheRockRevival_]

The track list for the @WarChildUK HELP (2) album 👀

[matt @colvi1]

there must be something in the air this week creating a sort of collective lunacy

yesterday we had people blindly lying about bradley rolling back on the pitch

now this - it's the single most obvious red card you will see all season. he's grabbed & pulled his fucking hair???

[Everton @Everton]

Club Statement: Michael Keane.

[matt @colvi1]

what a way to win it. sensational

[Olly🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⭐ ⚽ @ClassAOlly44]

This but unironically