Colwin_5.0

[Brutal @OlakunlePlayBoi]

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[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

“For fu*king Paul George. 38 years old. I’m gonna throw up.”

— This Celtics fan's reaction to Boston trading Jaylen Brown. 😅🤣

(h/t @TommyBeer)

[selectee @Potassium_k6]

A Baby Orangutan Tried to Help a Fallen Toddler, Then the Adult Orangutan Stepped In and Lifted Him Back to the Crowd.

[‏ً @heisdenji]

A father left his son more than $10 million.

He left his two daughters nothing.

Now they’re asking their brother to pay off their $300,000 in student loans.

Caller: “My father left everything to me… his house, his investments, his business. He didn’t give anything to my sisters.”

George Kamel: “He purposefully didn’t leave any money to your sisters?”

Caller: “Yes.”

George Kamel: “And now they’re resentful because they feel like they deserve a portion of this money.”

Caller: “It seems like it.”

Jade Warshaw: “Why did he cut them off?”

Caller: “My mother had an affair. My sisters sided with my mother because they liked the affair partner more. I sided with my father.”

George Kamel: “I think you’re going to be resentful if you give this money. I’d rather them be resentful towards you than you be resentful towards them.”

“There’s no easy answer here.”

“They’re going to hate you.”

[Kick Live @KickLiveHQ]

adrien broner left completely speechless after these random girls exposed him for drinking juice all night

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Women Saying, “He raised the bar”

Without realizing she climbed with him is a new level of delusion.

[Null @Vhoyde]

Dog people really think you should just let their pets harass and bite you.

[Crash Dummies Podcast @CrashDummiesPod]

Protecting his mom got passed to him after the divorce and he stepped up immediately. Don’t get no realer that 💯

[SwayLaughs @Persway82]

Imagine trying to flex on the neighborhood bum and he do this 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾🥴

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

parents done sold her soul😭😭😭

[Nihilus @onelastbp]

Arab women been had wagons I been saying this for years lol

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

Until death, men are always in their prime

[X @XaviercMiller]

No man wants you to win more than your father.

[Sosa✧. @luhvvsosa]

I just know his wife annoying asf

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Her only crime is having a fat ass either than that the outfit is calm

[TRPE CEO @stilltrpe]

My homie cracked her when she was 19. These lies gotta stop.

[NaNa🌼✨ @sil_vee_yah]

First in my bloodline to see this.

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Love to see a brother win

[N𝕖𝕙𝕕𝕦𝕞 @onlyCFrancisco]

I wonder if it smells like strawberries or blueberries

[Shevy Omobolaji Jonjo @ShevyJonjo]

But a man that plays along for 5 years and end up not marrying her is Satan lol. Users.