Sam Comden

Spring Arbor University Cross Country/Track and Field. John 15:1-17

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Had a dream that @prattprattpratt was my brother-in-law and our family get-togethers were just like Parks & Recreation episodes. Waking up from that was sad

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It makes me laugh when the people who tell me diet soda is bad for me are the same people who drink alcohol on a daily basis

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@girlposts 😂😂😂😂 holy cow

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It’s painful to think about @johnkrasinski and @jennafischer not being a couple in real life #theoffice

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I'm pre-stress stressed, like i'm stressed about the stress that i will be stressed out about for school

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@alleycomden 😂😂😂 I love it!!!

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@dham180 I gave you one....the bills one

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Saying “all Christians are judgmental” is like saying “all dogs are violent.” Don’t let one bad example skew your perception of an entire group

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@alleycomden 😂😂😂perfect example

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People demand tolerance from others but then are intolerant when the others have differing views #ohthehypocricy

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@myc_ridder Ugh those are far too warm for my liking

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Daylight savings happens every year but every year I’m always like “I don’t ever remember it getting this dark this early”

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The lions suck

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@alleycomden @CommonWhiteGrls 😂😂😂so random

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@Fletchmech I definitely might take you up on that offer

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@Fletchmech Which ones bro?

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That was the ugliest game I’ve ever watched

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A Star Wars podcast totally read and answered an email I sent to the them out load on the show #happynerd

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Apparently a 5 credit class means you'll be in that class 12 hours a week #nursingschool

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@Fletchmech @sarbear913 Totally ment to say "our" not "I"