One of the instructions we gave a patient today was:
"Go home, rest well, eat well, and avoid anything stressful."
Her husband heard this and said,
"That means you're going to your mother's house."
😭😭😭😭😭
Sir didn't even pretend.
No fake concern. No fake promises.
Just immediate referral to her parents.
Madam asked,
"So you're not going to take care of me?"
This man said,
"You're going to get hungry."
I almost admired the honesty.
Please marry a kind partner.
Because some people hear "my wife needs care" and immediately start looking for the nearest next of kin.
Ronaldo hasnt scored a world cup knock out goal in 570 minutes.
Messi's first world cup knock-out goal came after 756 minutes.
Seriously, Messi is only the goat when you ignore the context.
You just made your first $1M. Your brain immediately jumps to the bigger house, the nicer car, that business idea you’ve been itching to execute.
Resist all of it, that instinct is exactly why most people who come into money are broke again within a few years.
The move nobody teaches you: do nothing.
Let it sit. Don’t deploy it, don’t try to flip it, don’t show it off. Park it somewhere safe that pays you while you think. Lock it into a 2–3 month yield-bearing instrument e.g T-bills, low-risk positions, safe and battle-tested protocols.
You’re not trying to get rich off it; you’re already there. You’re buying yourself time to think clearly and getting paid to do it.
Run the numbers. $1M at just 5% APR:
→ $50,000 a year → $4,167 a month → $137 a day
Every day you wake up, $137 landed in your account. You didn’t touch your principal. You didn’t lift a finger, and if that 5% compounds daily, you’re closer to $51,200 a year, the money starts making money on the money.
So before you spend a single dollar or naira, ask yourself one question: can this purchase pay for itself from the interest alone? If yes, you’ve earned it. If no, you’re eating your seed.
Anyone can GET money. Keeping it is a different skill entirely and it starts with the discipline to sit still while everyone expects you to splurge.
Sometimes parking it and letting it pay you is the best play ever. This is from experience, don’t joke with your once-in-a-lifetime SEED when it comes your way.
Governor Seyi Makinde was 22 years when he moved to Port Harcourt & built a successive career & a business in the oil & gas industry there. He became very active in the social circle there. He even married an indigene of the region.
When it was time to pursue his political career, he came back to Ibadan, where he is from.
He didn't start fighting the Ikweres & the Ijaws for political positions by claiming he & his company pay tax in Port Harcourt & are therefore entitled to political offices in River State.
Be like Governor Seyi Makinde. Stop fighting the people of Amuwo Odofin & Oshodi Isolo for political positions - go back home & test your relevance.
The day I treated a Prof of anesthesiology . She tried everything to avoid medical words , she kept referring to me as sir until I asked her where is the abdominal pain located , she said around the right iliac fossa . I just paused 😒
Ibadan micra drivers and bad mouth are 5 & 6. I was coming home from work & I wanted to take a cab from Iwo road. I politely asked the man, "how much?" he said #500. I said ahh kilode Otipoju The man said “shebi Pepsi niyen lowo ee, ragbado si komaa feserinlo.”😭💔
Zlatan + Henry: 856 goals
Ronaldo alone: 973 goals
Two haters combined can’t match Ronaldo’s numbers, but want to lecture him how to score for his team, hilarious...
After Messi retires, Argentina will struggle but they will qualify for World Cup. Balance will be restored to South American football.
Portugal may not qualify. If not that they expanded World Cup teams which made group qualifiers easier for Portugal, they were always qualifying through play-off despite having CR7. Na him go still score the goals for play-off.
With Jota dead and CR7 retiring, there is no reliable goal scorer in the team.
Who’s our legend?. You Dey smoke??.
Yaya Sanogo is a bigger Arsenal legend to me than Henry.
Maybe you just started following me. It’s Cristiano Ronaldo for me anytime, Anyday!!
If you like no go find better thing to do instead of hating on greatness.
Here is my own opinion, and I’ve been standing on it for more than a decade before Messi won the World Cup:
Messi was initially ahead of Ronaldo, then Ronaldo clawed it back and they were evenly matched. When Ronaldo did the Tripple and won the Euros, he got ahead. After then, Messi won the COPA and the World Cup. Which gave him a clear lead.
We still have an open window: They’ll be tied, with the rest subject to preference if Ronaldo wins the World Cup, even from the bench. That’s because Ronaldo has one more UCL (two if we consider actual contributions) and he is the top scorer of all time.
Personal opinion ooooo.
The entire South African squad hit Cristiano Ronaldo's iconic 'nap' celebration as they equalised against Czechia 🙌👀
His influence on world football simply remains unmatched 😮💨
He’s been crying that useless country on his back since 19.
Now he’s 41 and you fools are saying he’s the one holding them back.
They can’t carry him too?
Ricardo Quaresma and Nani attempted over 200 crosses into the box at Euro 2016, and all of it was aimed at finding Cristiano Ronaldo. They literally bled for him.
To this day, Portugal have never replicated that level of output from the wings. 🤷🏼♂️