🌽 Corntee 🌽

if there’s beers there’s tears

[🌽 Corntee 🌽 @comade9]

Whoever threw that (flag) your mom’s a hoe

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[where there are trees @sixepigraphes]

if you’re not texting me like this then leave me alone

[SuDeDoss @colmissima]

Giacomino con espressione contrariata ma se mangi le rose è così che vieni prelevato.

[🌽 Corntee 🌽 @comade9]

I should be allowed to throw things at him for saying things this ignorant.

[MAHA Action @MAHA_Action]

RFK Jr. just shared that hospitals were giving diabetics foods like Jell-O and Coca-Cola that worsen their condition.

“A diabetic woman… was immediately offered… a Jell-O and a Coca-Cola.”

“And a number of other foods that all contain sugar that are all gonna injure their metabolic system and aggravate their diabetes.”

“We have the best doctors… and the finest hospitals in the world.”

“But… they haven’t recognized the most important tool of medicine today is good food.”

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

"I live in your head rent free" In my head housing is not a market commodity, but a guaranteed human right. In my head, I see a better world sorry.

[A @seattleiminyou]

Saying grace before smoking a cigarette

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Yes, and unfortunately the son was a two-term President.

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re diana from the honey bunches of oats commercials

[natalie @nataliestwt]

I can’t wait until I’m perfect and I can finally start living my life

[Soup @soupinthering]

Bowl of soup

[kickVerse @KickVerseX]

God's plan for me does not involve Linkedin at all

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

most ethical and leftist amount of beer to drink at once?

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

i too have never heard of practical magic

[delaney vandergrift @delaneypv15]

we should be clear about what political violence is.

1. starving people when there is enough food for all of us to eat.
2. denying people healthcare so they die from preventable illnesses
3. denying people shelter
4. increasing police budgets across the country