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@Tyrese I'm listening you pompous douche canoe. #Ellis

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@tank_yanker Truth↑

[Ellisfam Dooooom @_Doooooooooooom]

hey @SIRIUSXM I've been a subscriber since '05. if you let @EllisMate go, I'm gone too. RT if you're with me #ellisfam #flex

[The Red Rimmer @DonovanMcStab]

NO ELLIS = NO SIRIUS. .......................................................... NO JOKE! @EllisMate @POSSIBLYTULLY @SIRIUSXM

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SyFy channel is slowly but surely turning into a tentacle porn snuff film.

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@CrackerStacker6 @EllisMate My bad, there's 9 of them...I'm literally sending this while watching a Sonic commercial.

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@CrackerStacker6 @EllisMate There's only 8 of them in SoCal. The level of advertising is ridiculous! #sonic

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@Rolfey21 You're doing it wrong. That should buff right out. Get well soon. :-)

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@Scarlet_Kitty "These pipes are clean!" #cabinboy

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I just found a website called http://t.co/x1cNGtyNTy. It's terrible. Sorry.

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@Dutch_RDS When in doubt, improvise. #airheads #chrisfarley

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@Scarlet_Kitty @EllisMate Seems legit.

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@PNauticExpress @cosmologicka Ankle socks. lol.

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@possiblytully Amazon shoppers can now link their account to their favorite charity. One of them being #PatriotGuard.org.

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@MotoSakiBabe Artists "poncho/apron" so you don't get paint on yourself.

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@midnight @nerdist NFL Player with the best dreads. #NewEspyCategories

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@midnight @nerdist Athlete Most Likely To Not Be Broke In 10 Years. #NewEspyCategories

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@midnight Least Concussed Player of the Year. #NewEspyCategories @nerdist

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#MoreRealisticVideoGameTitles God of Whore: Unexpected Erection.