Susana Moyaho

[Susana Moyaho @comatosespittle]

Tengo el monedero más gore del mundo

[UI/UX Savior @UiSavior]

😅

[Somi Kenneth @somi_ken]

Unfortunately, I have to admit that I have not done my best. My current situation is a direct consequence of my incompetence. I suck at doing this life thing.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Enjoy your day off! "
Me on my day off.

[Ana Pérez @Anacarolinatz]

Cuando están pasando muchas cosas al mismo tiempo, pero entendiste que estresarte no va a resolver nada

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[Brad Tate @that_damntate]

Catch me if you can!!!

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

The “die alone with cats” threat doesn’t scare women anymore.

[blue @bluewmist]

to avoid burnout at work use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Business is booming.

[Susana Moyaho @comatosespittle]

@jaimemartinezz

[𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚁𝙰𝙱𝙱𝙸𝚃 @White_Rabbit_OG]

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[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

Me, when I’m about to get my period:

[Benjamin Kunkel @kunktation]

A literate person would of course say "beneath" not "below"

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Cats

[dr. z, esq. @zeynepmyenisey]

Being on your laptop outside is a miserable experience and im tired of people pretending it's not

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[Neet @neet_sol]

I hope this email doesn't find you

I hope you've escaped

That you're free

[BigBird:: @BigBirdfyx]

Ngga your doctor can't whoop you, tell them u smokin and fuckin raw so they can accurately diagnose your scary ass.