Brezhnev's Brows (Jes)

The most fabulous and witty pair of sentient Soviet eyebrows you've ever met, Comrade.
Also cat pictures. I main bards; fight me about it.

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I know this seems ironic with my username but when I talk about missing the 80s what I meant was the clothes and the music. Not the impending fear of nuclear ablation by the Soviet Union. #Ukraine #SovietUnion #WWIII #ColdWar #StandWithUkraineNOW

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@MSHPAlerts Did someone hit live on a Alert System training or what?

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@googlebooks I think your algorithm for this one might be a TAD bit off? #evebunting #wellthatsconfusing #gohomegoogleyouredrunk

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Arby's.. no.

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My friend's eight year old needs closure on this Dave. @foofighters #davegrohl #theregoesmyhero

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Please meet Her Imperial Majesty, Cixi. #Caturday #historyteacher #majesticfloof #CatsOfTwitter

[HISTORY @HISTORY]

Wait, THE most definitive voice of the 21st century doesn’t have all of the answers? Actually @morgan_freeman is full of questions…and, that’s because being curious moves the world.

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@SadieParris @Uncrustables It was good bread, at least :D

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@Uncrustables Aw thanks, but I've already recycled the box. It made me laugh. I thought it defrosted FAR too fast.

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Well this is disappointing. My Uncrustable is just ... bread?
@Uncrustables

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I don't know @DailyMail are you joking with me using "breathtaking" for a serial killer that generally murdered by decapitation/strangulation or..?

#sundance #des #davidtennant

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So tonight got me thinking of #Sylvie and her nexus event. The one that sent the TVA. What if it's because she's... A she. #Loki @MarvelStudios

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When I was a teenager (you know in the 90s) people laughed at me when I said #JeffGoldblum was sexy. Now... Now they understand.

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Sometimes I wonder if my #Neopet is still alive. I last logged on in 2001. #neopets

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Oh.
I see...

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

I have just been looking at why Naomi Wolf is trending. My God. Someone help her — this isn't funny.

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@Sosowski Lotus 1 2 3!

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@prodigalbright Thank you for the info. I'll check it out.

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The #serialkillercleanse trending hash tag is NOT what I thought it was.

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@theosgluvs I'm not sure, like a day of binging about serial killers or something I guess..

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@Pastpreservers @Twitter Samuel Pepys Twitter would be fire.