💥 tex 🚁

#1 Combat Helicopter TF Parody/RP Account (based more on G1) | 💍 Blades; 😘 Brawl & Swindle | he/they/feminine descriptors | helicopter haha

[💥 tex 🚁 @combatheli]

Intro Post about the person running this account:
-i go by aid or eli
-i was born in 2003
-i go by he/they pronouns
-my main account is @oh_boof 💛

[💥 tex 🚁 @combatheli]

@drunkcombaticon i know you fantasize about kissing Blast Off

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I'M GOING CRAZY

THE WAY THEY BOTH JUST REPLY THE SAME

I HAVE TO QUESTION IF I'VE EVER SEEN THEM IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER

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@bravelilhelibot oh

i don't think we saw it that way

i just thought we were rivals or something. not like true enemies like Prime and Megs were

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there's something that the Combaticons and Protectobots have in common:

our leaders have a terrible taste in mechs

you're not supposed to /date/ the enemy. you both know this, right?

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@bravelilhelibot huh? i thought you weren't an Autobot

and i'm not a Decepticon...

to be fair, as a Combaticon, we do have an extensive list of enemies...

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@swindlinyomomma @ShocksCocks

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@bravelilhelibot alrighty

leave the actual violence to Brawl and Onslaught

those two would probably keel over without their monthly violence

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@bravelilhelibot

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something's going on with people talking about their partners. while i'm kinda in the middle of space rn, shout out to all my partners who will be receiving a lot of affection from me in a bit ❤️

[💥 tex 🚁 @combatheli]

@rescueblurr kiddo

you are not responsible. you're talking to the king of being irresponsible. i can spot it from kilometers away

and i'm also now realizing that the only responsible bots i know don't trust me...huh

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@rescueblurr dude. you act like how i was before war times

except with less illegal substances

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@combatitank

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@swindlinyomomma you're gonna be the first one to receive all of my affections

i'm gonna hug you and nuzzle you and compliment you for hours

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@bluebigbastard

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@bluebigbastard

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@bluebigbastard i'm innocent i swear!

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@bluebigbastard